well a friend forwarded this pic to me and i thought id share it with this fine crowd at insult.org
I found it somehow appropriate

Preach out

if you forget i will make fun of your age and short-term memory

this is for the two people who have yet to bring a single requested (by YT) dvd since... well since creation i guess

Ok so grades from last semester isn't exactly hot news, lets just say that mine improved to a level im definitly satisfied with and that it should have happened way earlier in my college career. Not only is my gpa good, but i had a decently challenging semester, three cmpsci classes and an easy math.

So now that ive had some rest its time to look for some answers. How was I able to pull manage this without drastically changing lifestyles or study habits?

I have come to one conclusive answer. Pot.
Ive derived this answer by eliminating the non-factors. Its not like my study habits have changed (pappy can attest to this) its not like i played any less counterstrike (pappy can attest to this) and its not like ive started using hydroponic mind-expanding drugs in a recreational setting. Oh wait, maybe except for that last part. A little history, back in highschool (good ol Amherst regional high) I smoked like very little, and it did nothing, i didn't even get high once.

So to make things short here is my train of thought so far

bad pot -> lousy high school experience
good pot -> better grades
good pot on a regular basis -> better grades for a semester
good pot addiction -> ?

preach out

After reading Stone's very good and very entertaining (that was the first time ive laughed so hard reading a game review since PCXL, RIP) review of Samba De Amigo, i started to realize that as a gamer, I haven't truly appreciated a game for a very long time.

Let me explain.

Ever since I found out about the warez/ISO scene around the dreamcast, life hasn't been the same. I mean you name the game, I have it. Shenmu, Metropolis Street Racer, Jet Grind Radio. And all of these games are truely unique and top quality gaming products. But here is the problem: I never got to play them. Once you stop buying the product and start. . .well stealing it, your value system is totally fucked. You start treating games as commodities, not to be used as their origional intention (played/enjoyed) but used as trade goods. When I got Jet Grind Radio, I didn't think about the awesome game play and graphics (okay, I did, but just for the 2-3 hours it took me to play test the game ), instead I was thinking what great trades I could be making on this game.
This is a seriously fucked up situation. This should not be happening. On some levels I wanna call up the software piracy association and report myself. I mean if this was their true intent, Id be their first enforcer, call me shorty. But then I begin to think. . .What about all the other software I've stolen? Countless PC games (It should be noted that the one major game I bought: HL, is still played to this day. . .hmmm), tons of random shareware products, and of course, a fortune worth of graphics/web editing software that I supposedly use. This dissasociation of value and intent is really distrubing, especially since it means I havn't really had fun with a game/software for a long time. Have I, at the same time lost a degree of proficiency and understanding with programs like Adobe Photoshop or Macromedia Director? Both of which I am supposedly proficient in and teach others how to use.

I've been blind to the pure intent of software for a long time. But Im also wondering: Is this a natural and obvious course for a person involved in warez? Isn't there a middle road somewhere not taken where this doesn't come about?

So what road do I plan on taking? Well being the hypocrite that I am, None. At least for a while. Warez is too much fun, warez is life.

That being said, i gonna make myself go out this winter vacation and buy a peice of software (be it a game or a real copy of dreamweaver) and really play/use it.

to be continued. . .

Just wanted to see if the stats thing works
here are my stats prior to this post:
Preacherman 20 6.35% Nov 24 2000 - 11:38am View Last Post

cross your fingers.

In other news, it looks like Im down to the wire in the job search thing.

Some stats
total number of companies: 12 (had face time with even if it was only 5 min at a career fair)
total number of rejections: 2 ( Microsoft )
total number of offers: 1 ( IBM )
on the other hand, i have gotten down to the wire with two of the big five, the andersons.
Im pretty sure no one else on this here board cares. . . Is anyone else on this board even >21?
Well anyways, preach out.

GOT YELLOW RICE?

Intersting side note after you read the article, normal rice turns yellow when it goes bad.

well folks its another return of the living partiers, im not inebriated (hell i even drove), im don't have a slut on my lap and its not even past midnight

WTF

all i can say is that someone didn't provide any bitches for this fine evening

also you may be wondering why that quote is the topic, well, that happens to be pappy freestylin it live after we came back. All i can say is that this line will go down in infamy as the day pappy starts mackin it large, lookout. enimem, (hes just another white boy wannabe anyways) lookout hiphop
theres a new white boy in town,
his name is pappy

preach out

This is what usually happens (or what i wish happened) whenever im around my roommate for more than 30 min. Somehow he always manages this.

iam going to be laughing like a mad person a lot in this rant and for the sake of my tendons i will subsitute what will constitue lots of maddeing laughter with: hehe

hehe

i just paid parking services 505 american dollars

hehe

they told me that purple == orange

hehe

they told me that the only spot worth buying is now about a weeks salary for me

hehe

i actually paid!!

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i just thought this was appropriate