iam going to be laughing like a mad person a lot in this rant and for the sake of my tendons i will subsitute what will constitue lots of maddeing laughter with: hehe

hehe

i just paid parking services 505 american dollars

hehe

they told me that purple == orange

hehe

they told me that the only spot worth buying is now about a weeks salary for me

hehe

i actually paid!!

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