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Keep Me Pissy

Good idea, though. How about:

Lolita: Four Loko (malt based) and Alize (cognac)?

I'll add one more:

Fear and Desire: Tokaj and Manx Spirit.

St00n

Nope

The Kubrick drinks have to have a Grape based liquor and a whiskey based liquor.

Lolita

Grape soda, brandy and peach schnapps?

Ah hell they’re both dogs

Women drivers are cowardice personified.

St00n

How was MACHETE?

Aww yeah, indie rock -

Stone

MACHETE

MACHETE

Ah what?

I like La Chouffe. I am bored of Berlin Alexanderplatz. I like the Diplo Gucci Mane mixtape. I don't like the Diplo songs on the Diplo Gucci Mane mixtape. I like Proust. I am bored of Henderson the Rain King. I like wool-silk tweed. I like drum machines. I like bitterballen. I dislike close set eyes. I don't like oboes.

St00n

Kulminator

Yo - imagine the best Belgian beer bar in the world.

A bar that sells multiple vintages of every single Belgian beer ever - literally, a fucking vertical of every goddamn Chimay since 1982, plus multiple vintages of other Belgian beers - at very reasonable prices.

Then, take whatever you imagine that bar to be, and cross-breed it, somehow, with what Aaron's basement means to me, but with Aaron (and Jocelyn) being into just belgian beers, instead of everything that they are actually into. Aaron and Jocelyn are the bartenders at that bar.

A perfect 50/50 cross of best belgian beer bar in the world and Aaron's basement.

The name of that bar is Kulminator. It is real, and it is in Antwerp.

I just drank:

  • some random belgian beer from 1993 that is no longer being brewed (served in the glass that it was served in back in 1993)
  • John Courage Russian Imperial Stout from 1983
  • Dulle Teve from 1994
  • Stille Nacht from 2003

It is the best place on earth. I wish you were here.

St00n

An Important Question…

So you know how there are lesbians who have that, 'born in the wrong body,' thing going on? Some of them wear strap ons all day. I've been trying wrap my head around something: If one of those lesbians bangs a gay dude (as in, strap on goes into gay guy) what the hell do you call that?

DRUNKENSTIEN

So its been a while since i passed out on a lawn from excessive drinking, luckily i knocked that one out of the way on Saturday. Awesome party, great time!!!

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