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Drunkard: THE BOOZENING!!!

Started stocking up for the birthday bash on August 1st... I've decided to buy the booze for my $240 jungle juice in piece meal. Got the vodka and 151 rum this week... check out the rest of the recipe... It goes down like kool-aid, but has the impact of three beers per cup!

  • 1 L Everclear® alcohol
  • 5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka
  • 1 bottle peach schnapps
  • 1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
  • 1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps
  • 10 L Sprite® soda
  • 1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
  • 1 L triple sec
  • 1.75 L bottle gin
  • 1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
  • 4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
  • 8 L Hawaiian Punch®
  • 2 containers orange juice concentrate
  • fruit (as much as desired)

R. Kelly is a Fucking Demigod

Coffee imperial stouts are terrific- really, just an amazing all-purpose drink, good, no matter where you are or what you are doing. Founder's Breakfast Stout, Dieu de Ciel's Peche Mortal (I am in the Dieu de Ciel brewpub right now). I wholeheartedly endorse them.

Also, a highlight of this Montreal trip- last night I ate a lobster-and-foie-gras roll at Au Pied de Cochon (it's the new Keens, you feel me?!) (imagine a CT lobster roll with slices of sauteed foie gras (the iPhone keeps trying to replace "gras" with "GRAS"), a balsamic vinegar sauce, and greens) that was the most decadently ridiculous thing that I've ever had. I got sort of sick at the end, but that feeling is reassuring when you are having a really nice dinner. Also, the prices are unbelievably reasonable. I am going back again tomorrow.

St00n

There will be slow-mo

Oh yes, there will be slow mo.

Driving Privileges

I'll drive, Lio.

As long as you hold my beer for me.

Hussein

Hussein.

Hussein Hussein. Hussein.

Hussein. Ne? See huns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stone.

E P I C

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

E-FONZARELLI

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A B 3333 portent!

St00n

Founders

A beer recommendation: I've had five or six beers from a Michigan brewery called Founders, and they've all been awesome. If you see one of their beers somewhere, pick it up - I haven't been this hyped up about a brewery since I found Victory, or maybe even Anchor.

Stone

Anyone Who Scores Higher Than Me Is A Cheater

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/26/business/media/26adco.html?8hpib

"In response to the complaints, the president of Anheuser-Busch, August A. Busch IV, pledged the company would reassess its approach to Super Bowl advertising, which the critics charged was intended to pander to the prime beer drinkers, men from 21 to 25."

Man, men, 21 to 25 - that means that I only have, at most, 23 months left of prime drinking time before I become second rate.  I have work to do.

Things are good here.  Work is dragging a bit, but I'm in a good area of Philadelphia, I like where I live, very happy.

Stone

snow and a mustang part dux

well officer feris just rang the telly here at the devlin household, i explained that " no sir that dent in the front has been their for a while and i was just coming up parish farm and spunn out, i wanst drunk at allll no ocifer...." :) well ill be calling branford auto center in the AM and getting sombody to get my car out that ditch. anyways goodnight i make it though yet anouther evening alive lets alll be thank ful, except the one person i now whishses i was dead.....gpoodnight

snow and a mustang

SO iu just got home from walking about a half mile from where my car totally spun out. iut was pretty fucking cool, i was flyinh down parish farm road and i came around the bend for the turn up the hill and all the sudden im turned around, im just glad i missed the tree. im runk nas fuck now as im writing this and i was dribibg home in the fucking snow from vivas......im mfucking crazy but im stilla live thats all that matters. alright time for bed but hey!!!!IM FUCKING ALIVE!!!!!!!  and thats kor than i deserve. fuck life i was hpoeng it be over tonight, close but no cigaR. ALRIGHT WELL LATER HPOEFULLY YOULL ALL BE READING MY OBITUARY BEFORE TH END OF 2005! PEACE FUCK FACES