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  • Author:Caniprokis
  • Email Address:caniprokis at insult dot org
  • Contribution:144 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 6.16%
  • Age:24
  • Sex:Male
  • Sexual Preference:Bicurious
  • Marital Status:I don't remember
  • Penis Length:I'm a horse!
  • Location:Branford, CT
  • Drug of Choice:LSD
  • Physical Self Description:

    I am like the hottest ever!

  • Bio:

    Is this a test?

Dear Mike…

Thanks for the ice dildo, thats wonderful.

I HATE YOU ALL

See above:

There can be only ONE!

Highlander is one of the greatest stories ever told, period! i don’t understand all this hatred from the Bleeders, i mean, is it the monthly loss of blood that makes you unable to comprehend the genius behind this story? and calliander, well you’ve always been an honorary bleeder so im not surprised at your business as usual flip flop on a subject.

lets take a look at xxtigerbunnyxx(i assume the “x”‘s are because your so edge) list

black hawk down, i saw this in theaters, it was a good movie, if not completely and utterly depressing i would not label this as an action movie though, much more of a drama set in the background of war.

Rules of engagement, another Drama set to the backdrop of war, this one with a lot more flash backs.

Three Kings, a comedy set to the back drop of….you guessed it war…..im seeing a trend here…..

Star wars, war is in the tittle of this one so it must be good right? while a little broad considering this comprises 6 movies ill give you they qualify fro action most of the time, though the new ones are more like dramas.

Band of Brothers, i happen to love this mini series, but again its a drama.

now that we have figured out xxtigerbunnyxx likes dramas set to the back drop of war we can move on to actual action movies.

here are 6 actual action movies in no particular order

Drunken master 2
The Rock
Die Hard
Predator, this one is kinda about war so you should like it.
The Rundown
Terminator 2

DRUNKENSTIEN

So its been a while since i passed out on a lawn from excessive drinking, luckily i knocked that one out of the way on Saturday. Awesome party, great time!!!

Ya Might Rabbit, Ya Might.

Stoneman, Jason Newstead wore Metallica shirts all the time, while in Metallica.

im down on an RPG weekend as well.

FUCK THE LAKERS AND ESPECIALLY KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grow a Pair America

“Vigilantism is never a good thing,” said Bernard Gonzales, public information officer for the Chula Vista, California, Police Department. He’s had some interactions with real-life superheroes. “The very best thing a private citizen can do is be a good witness.” from the article found here on CNN:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/06/04/real.life.superheroes/index.html

This fucking guy, typical cop, oh we can handle this citizen, don’t get in our way. FUCK YOU! while some fucking douche cop is giving out speeding tickets three blocks away a child is being kidnapped, a women being raped, or a man being murdered. where are you then tough guy?

and what if there was someone, seeing this happen, watching as some crime unfolds….really the best thing to do it watch and wait for a cop? that way you can tell him the make and model of the car that just drove off with a 7 year old screaming on her way to being turned into a cum dumpster for some half retarded scum fuck who cant make it with a women.

now im not saying we should all get costumes and go patrol the streets, but, if you happen upon a crime in progress, you should try and stop it. what happened to people helping people?

most of the time, all that you would have to do is walk up and be like…what the fuck are you doing pal? and thats going to end whatever is happening.

anyway, thats it….

948 out

Fuck Yo Couch

I HATE YOU. yes you! the one reading this right now. i hate your stupid face and your obnoxious voice. i hate you fucked up hair and your pickle green teeth. oh “but that doesn’t sound like me” you say. FUCK YOU! it is you. its how you look to everyone you meet. you don’t see it because your so wrapped up in your fantasy world that it escapes your vision, its as if you are “Dim” to yourself. but not to me, or anyone else for that matter

There was a time when you were not so ugly, a time long ago and fr away, so long ago that it has passed from history to legend and from legend to myth and it has left you to rot in misery for all eternity. this brings a smile to my face.

so dear reader, fuck your face, fuck your ideas, fuck your mouth, fuck your ass and FUCK YOUR COUCH!

DICK NOSE!

948 out!

Damn!!!!!!!!!

That girls got some HOT DSL!!

RETARDS!

the point of insult has always been that we rant under assumed identities in an open forum! if this sites not open to any fucktard to read than whats the point? Lio, you feel like somehow, somebody at your job might connect you to this site and compromise your position(your paranoia runs deep my finely feathered friend), come up with a new posting identity that has no connection to you at all. Stoneman, WTF you of all people should know that this was created to fuck with other people, pass wording it will completely defeat the original purpose.

FUCK YOU

948 out!

I’m on a Boat

That. Shit. Rocked!

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