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  • Author:Caniprokis
  • Email Address:caniprokis at insult dot org
  • Contribution:144 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 6.16%
  • Age:24
  • Sex:Male
  • Sexual Preference:Bicurious
  • Marital Status:I don't remember
  • Penis Length:I'm a horse!
  • Location:Branford, CT
  • Drug of Choice:LSD
  • Physical Self Description:

    I am like the hottest ever!

  • Bio:

    Is this a test?

The Future

Musical Musings

Trying to label a decade of music as better than another just seems like a argument of opinions that will all have value and all make me sick…. we all sitting here arguing what corprate pushed pop is better than another, i mean anything you listen to released by a label of any kind is part of the system. weather were talking about Sun records or Motown or Geffen or Victory, its all the same. packaged over produced garbage. you know whats good?? live music. period.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

first off, congradulations!!!!!

now, does this mean your going to be an even bigger douchbag about all your faggot teams????

we should go to a celts game if we can this year.

ill bring mike up, id like a weekend in boston that dosent blow ass!!!!

SHADOWGUN

im down for shadowrun maybe that friday night, no other nights are good for me.

aaron do you still have the sheet for Compliance my shotgun toting cigar smokeing 50 something orc mercinary?

Youre all Vaginas

LEVEL 18 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POWER, PURE POWER!!!!!!!! (said in a menaclingly evil yet shakespearin

came on, weve all played these mid level games to DEATH! lets make it epic, great worms and gods should be our enemies! im playing a game right now where i just got to level 12 and its just starting to get interesting. Magic is so fucking awesome at the higher levels and it would open up multicalssing to not blow ass. we should make this the grandest battle of our lives, one we might not survive!

i mean seriously, lets have to fight the fucking Tarrasque! i wanna be throwing fire and ice at things that shug it off! calling lightning down from heaven as a direct favor from my god and still have whatever it is keep coming!!! improvise, adapt, overcome!!! RECON!!!!!

lets not pussy foot around and leave some open ended crap! lets either save the fucking world or die trying! the fate of mikes world should rest squarly on our shoulders. weve been playing in one version or anouther of andrasar now for almost 10 years, it should be an allstar team of god status adventureres who come together to end this evil once and for all!!! win or lose!!! and if we have to break the world to do it, if we have to burn it down to rebuild it without the taint of evil, then so be it!

Niggas….i mean Whites…..I mean; Shoes……

dont worry Big A your dice will come with me to this event. i also have your third ed PHB and DMG and i think a MM so ill bring those as well. I think we should be playing at least level 12 id like to see something stupid good and high since its a one off for the most part. plus backstory and such can be pretty awesome for a higher level game!!! lets do like level 16 or something make it really interesting…also make charectar creation retardedly long!!! i think i might resurect Matrim Locindus if i can find his sheet.

Rymes and Reasons

Tuesday would be fine with me, i get out of work at 5 and ill stay up however late it takes and working in meriden im pretty much half way to aarons s to branford.. i would say that we should all make charecters before hand to maximize gaming time, were all adults and should be able to roll without cheating, i of course will have all 18s. anyway sundays are no good for me, i have way too much football to watch!

Retards


FAGGOT

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/12/shriver.thunder/index.html

i guess none of these people know about the wars going on or the oil crisis or almost anything more important than an R rated FUCKING COMEDY!!!!! i hate this guy!

WWPD

i would just like to fucking point out that the level of fucking filth, grime and general disregard for humanity on a whole that this site used to embody has fallen far FAR to the wayside…. i aim to change this.

first off a big FUCKING DIE DOUCHBAGS!!!! to soccer moms and old fucking faggots that have nothing to do but get coffee at 7am and drive like noone has anyware to be, like its fucking sunday or something!!! jeasus fucking christ get off the fucking road, or wait untill after rush hour to get your fucking coffee, stay in bed, masterbate, enjoy fucking life, god knows for you old people there isent much left. And soccer moms, oooo soccer moms, why dont you take that stick jammed so far up your eleitist, pertentious, prude christian ass and blow your husband when he gets up for work….. just imagin how much more money he can make for you to steal from him if hes going into work every morning with the pipes clean and a smile on his face, and itll make paying for your SUV and its gas so much more satisfying, come on ladies, earn that paycheck!!!!! and for christ sakes, swallow or take it on the face, be a team player!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

COCK ASS

i would also like to touch on the taint….grundle if you will…..here is a part of the body badly in need of a booster!!! have you ever had your grundle licked? let me tell you i have, and its awesome!!! dont be afraid of the taint, it wont bite you, or hurt you, its your freind, so stick that tounge out and give it a lick, your partner will thank you for it, and so will I!

*ATTENTION GIRLS*
Blow more cum bubbles! its hot, we like it and itll extend your life an average of 4 years!

mike you should bring back the autoposter for porn and comics…..definitly one of the better features missing these days!

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