As most of my friends know, I’ve been a pretty vocal supporter of gay rights for an incredibly long time. I’ve done my fair share of name calling, soapboxing, threatening, and other things related to my feelings on the matter. What I’m about to say is probably the oddest thing I’ve ever felt but it’s the truth:

You’re on your own now, gay folks.

That isn’t a bad thing! The world is coming around. Sure, there are still people who don’t like black folks running around but look at how the general public reacts when someone says or does something truly racist. Maybe the laws aren’t as caught up as they need to be but the point is that black people are legitimate. I don’t worry that, at some point, America is going to suddenly change its mind and go back to being crazy about skin color.

Similarly, as I sit here and observe my friends on Facebook changing their profile pics to a red equality sign, I am overcome with the feeling that you’ve made it. The Supreme Court is going to strike down DOMA and refer Prop 8 back to California, meaning that gay rights in places like Connecticut, New York, et al will be recognized federally and then it will be up to the other states to join the present. I’m not sure when the rest of the states will come around but, since any argument against equal rights can be argued down to either a lack of knowledge or plain incorrect data or stupidity, they will. I have no concerns or fears any more about that.

It’s a good feeling. You still have my support but I know all you homos can handle shit for yourselves now. I’ve got your backs, though – having a hard time with a particularly stubborn moron? Just let me know and I will argue the hell out of them until they realize they are a failure as a human being.

Boom!

The new design is here.

Or, well, the beginnings of it. There are lot of modifications to be made.

Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year, you faggots. Now go take advantage of a sleeping girl.

He’s so Photoshop-able!

 

 

This is like the hottest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

So close.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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But not the same. Plus this is a jpeg. But still, close.

 

‘cigar’ <— See what I did there? Oh, I’m so proud of myself.

I didn’t want to comment on the whole queers vs. fast food chain thing but I figure this is a little different from the typical crap you’re hearing on the Facebooks. I don’t particularly care what the owners and operators of a restaurant want to believe, nor do I care where they spend their money: this is America. So I feel the whole thing is a little overblown.

Anyway, there was a huge showing of people in support of Chick Fil-A today, as a sort of retort to a bunch of homos planning to traipse to the restaurants on Friday for a protest. Whether you agree with the whole “pro-family” thing or not, you have to admit that a counter-protest like that is immature. It’s just a fact. In keeping with that, you can be assured that anyone who showed up at a Chick Fil-A today is a useless burden upon society – entitled religious dicks who think that they are going to go to hell because their country doesn’t have a law in the books preventing fags from marrying. People who say asinine things like, “How am I supposed to explain to my child that a man wants to marry a man?”

Huge turnout.

Huge turnout of ignorant people.

Huge turnout of ignorant people who represent everything the terrorists hate about this country.

Where the fuck were the terrorists? I’m non-violent, so I’m not advocating that someone should have organized a coalition to gun down or blow up a Chick Fil-A full of worthless people. By no means am I indicating that I would probably maybe be okay with all of those deaths, despite their being inconsequential wastes of life with throwaway opinions. Nope. Not doing any of that. Especially so close to the tragedy in Colorado.

Chris Rock, in reference to O.J. Simpson, told a joke about a woman spending a man’s fortunes and sleeping with people behind his back and driving his expensive car without asking. The punchline of the joke was, “I’m not saying he should’ve killed the bitch … but I understand.”

I’m not trying to incite violence against the narrow-minded asshats who don’t support gay marriage … but I’d understand.

Lio, I think you would like this:

http://www.mediafire.com/?31wnhqmx7p35173 (I can’t get links to show up)

Sort of like the Cure, but super heavy in parts – track 3 is awesome.

St00n

So Lio and I have been tossing around the idea of an Insult.org podcast. The premise would be pretty much along the same lines as the site – talk about controversial shit and piss people off. Here’s what I’m thinking:

1. Two set hosts (most likely Lio and myself) and then frequent contributors.
2. An area on the site for angry listeners to post their phone numbers and have us call them to argue.
3. 30-45 minutes and probably one or two topics each episode.

What do you guys think?