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Good Lord

This is a girl I know. She posts pictures like this on Facebook all of the time. Life is good. If this post saves appropriately you can click 'em to see the picture bigger.

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Trip to Seattle

I want to go to Seattle now and see if I can get into Amanda Knox's pants. That girl's a looker.

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I want to bang Emily Mortimer

I love every role she's portrayed. But I especially want to bang her brains out as the mousy, quirky girl she plays so well.

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Good lord. What a fine piece of woman. She looked mega awesome in Harry Brown, Lars and the Real Girl and City Island particularly.

’nuff said

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Good Lord

Kim Novak in Vertigo:

Sadly It Does Not…

Poopin.gif was terrifying... yer looking at a bunch files of hot naked chicks and then there's a picture called "Poopin.gif". Now unless you're dumb as hell, you at least partially know what's in store when you open the file, but yer a fifteen year old boy and the internet just came into being... you're not that jaded yet. You know, maybe it's just a turd or some chick taking a crap. Nope it's a naked chick eating a turd coming right out of some dude's ass. Now maybe it's the whole "Time has made it more horrible than it was." factor. You know, how we all remember Star Wars being a great movie (but not the universal truth that Highlander won the academy award for best movie ever, that shit happened.), or Tekken 2 is the be all and end all of fighting games. You go back and visit those things, and they are no where near as good or bad as you thought they were. Now I'm old and have seen every bit of depravity that the internet has to offer... but nothing has scarred me as bad as Poopin.gif. I gazed upon Poopin.gif, and at that moment never had I prayed more that there was a God, and never was I more certain that there was not one.

Poopin.GIF

Poopin.GIF was the single most traumatic memory of my teenage years. I remember it clearly. Pappy was always the man when hooking us up with internet porn, but one day I opened a 3.5 floppy to enjoy my afternoon wank, and what should appear? A picture of a chick eating a turd! Fuck you, Pappy.

Also, Pappy, where you at?

I think we need some poopin.gif and I KNOW you have that shit (no pun intended).

What if the South Park guys did a pornographic Street Fighter cartoon?

http://www.stileproject.com/flash/skeet.html

Not at all safe for work, and lower your volume before clicking as it's really loud.

Damn!!!!!!!!!

That girls got some HOT DSL!!

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