Here you go, Caniprokis, this one's for you. Since you can't be here to see it on a regular basis, Sean Connery. You're the man now, dawg!

And don't you go defending stupid religious people, Stone. I'll have you know they told me personally that they put "under God" in the pledge, right after the told me about the Zombie Conspiracy. You might ask, "Where the fuck are all the zombies?" That's 'cuz I did my job. Aw yeah.

Knaa'mean?

I'm officially bored. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn

You've bored me all to death. This place is way too serious.

None of the girls you have seen are professional models. They are all simply girls "next door". And if your all (including Sapphire) hooking up with girls with a nicer ass then Candice PLEASE tell me. She has about the most perfect little butt I've ever laid my eyes on.

Everything will make sense to you Stone once you come out in May/June. Trust me.

I think Candace is prettier in every way than Ciera, though Ciera has a better name. Is that her real name or some sort of porn name?

What is the tattoo on her back of?

Whose penis is that?

If you are a conservative or a Repulican this post will deeply offend you. This post is very immoral and could send your soul to a burning pit of fire. You have been warned.

Ciera is new to the business. I shot her in Vegas. Great butt. Careful this image is immoral and might generate lust.

Look how cute Ciera's braces are. She's only about 19 years old. I know Stone is checking out her butt. Careful Stone, the Republican party would greatly look down at you if you enjoy this photo too much.

I had a hard time keep my camera still. She is a lovely girl and is an amazing performer. Very sexual. Too bad he Republicans want to take away my right to enjoy sexual material. Don't stare at this image too long. You might go blind!!

Pappy, to quote The Dude from The Big Lebowski... "Well, that's just, like, your opinion... man."

=)

I hate impatient people who think their computers aren't starting up just because it takes Windows ME a stupid amount of time to load. BUY XP OR GO BACK TO 98, DAMN IT!

Have you ever eaten a six pound lobster...

... off the chest of a seven pound lobster?

I couldn't really think of some cool nickname. All my nicknames are from playing online video games like Quake (how I met Pappy). In typical videogame style they are just way to serious and lame. Plus Pappy just loves to mock me. I should have just called myself "Mr. Perv" or something like that. It fits me better.
Very ironic saying "Go Fuck Yourself" that is actually my other favorite online forums that I visit everyday. I just found out today that me, wilson and pappy could have gotten a vegas hotel room with a stripper pole included in it. God damn it! I miss out on all the fun!

Ok so my job is just to post random hot chicks from time to time. Candice is an uber babe. She's the kinda of chick that makes me all nervous and dizzy.

Hey, I wanted to write a serious response to Levres' post, and I will. For now, though, just need to post this link - very entertaining:

http://www.japander.com/japander/cage.htm

Japanese Nicolas Cage Ads. User name is "nyinsult" and password is "insult".

Stun

As I write this post, my eyes are such a lovely shade of fiery red.  I got into it with Red... once my flame and twice my burn.  I know, just when I think all female drama in my life is gone, here it comes again... I'm pretty sure I'm just a magnet for it at this point.  She started our conversation with an accusation that I was hiding "something" from her.  Claiming that I was arguing too rationally to not be lying to her, whatever the fuck that means.  In her head, everyone around her is plotting against her, or hiding something she should know. 

The worst part is I knew NOTHING about anything she was accusing me of knowing about!  She wasn't going to let off until I spilled what I knew.  BUT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!  She's convinced something happened in regards to her ex boyfriend, and her bestfriend knows something.  She was also convinced I knew something.  Now, I hate her ex, and I'm more than a little miffed at her best friend... and I'd love to fuck them both over, but I'm not about to bare false witness against them, which is the only thing that would have made Red happy.  Eventually I just told her to offer me the one thing I couldn't turn down, a night with her, in return for any information I had for her.  The idea being that I had no information and would have to turn down her offer because of that... She didn't make the offer, but eventually she kinda believed me.

The worst part, the part that sets me off more than anything else... she called my word into question.  Now I'm many things... Immoral, maybe... A pervert, definitely... but one thing I hold to dearly is my word, and the word of those around me.  I have ended friendships over the word.  I have kicked people out of my life for violations of the word.  For her to call ME into question infuriates me to a degree I can't even think of. 

My question is... when do I get to give up?  She doesn't love me and never will.  She won't let me love her.  If I stay the friend like I've been doing, I just get to sit there and watch and she goes along with other guys and I repress my feelings.  If I just throw up my hands and walk away, I'm the bad guy.  If I can walk away from her, even after total defeat, did I ever truly love her?  This is the question I'm grappling with.  I mean, she really needs me to be there, and she's been there for me in the past, but am I emotionally mature enough to do the same?

Just another happy go lucky post from your friendly neighborhood LioConvoy... enjoy

OK is it just me or does that picture from the auto poster look terribly familure? Could that be a blast from our very own past? Flyingtim just before the world fell? you tell me.

I think you should NOT take anyone's advice on this situation and let it play itself out, Lio. If you have to mess around with your "style" in order to hook up with a girl then the relationship is a lie anyway. You're right - even if nothing ends up happening with her, she certainly fits right in at the Filthhole. She either didn't notice or didn't care about the mess and the smell, she knows a hell of a lot about White Wolf, and (more importantly) plays and enjoys video games on the same level as Stone and SpoDudeZ0r do. She's just like one of us except she's female. We need more female Filthhole members anyway, since Blake is out west somewhere and Red is down in PA.

Well, I'm off to that picnic my father's company is having. I should be around tomorrow to hang out. Take it easy, folks.

Knaa'mean?