I read this site way more often than I post on it.  I was just reading Stone's post and for no particular reason I thought about friends.  Most of the posters on here are all friends from home.  I look at you all and think it's great how you have stayed in touch and stayed good friends all through college and beyond.  I talk very rarely to the people in high school that I considered my best friends.  One person that I considered my very best friend for a few years recently got married and I didn't even go to her wedding.  I have definately lost touch with my old friends.

Anyway, my point is, you all are a great group of friends.  It's nice to see that you all have weathered the changes so well together.  Often people don't tell their loved ones how much they actually care.  I think I'm going to take my life in a new direction.  I don't think Insult will be a very big part of that new life.  I don't know how much I'll see any of you again.  I just wanted to say that it was a pleasure meeting all of you.  I hope you all know how lucky you are.

I wish you all the very best in the future. 

Pappy, you can disable my posting privileges now if you like.

413 Out.

Yes, I've also heard the procedure is painful, but $10,000 can make a lot of pain go away.  And it is done under general anesthia, so I'm guessing most of the pain is the recovery.  And how long can that last?  My aunt had a historectomy and recovered within a week or so.  She had her whole uterus removed, I think taking a couple eggs won't be as bad at that.

The eggs are used for people who can't conceive.  I suppose my eggs would be fertilized with the guy's sperm and implanted in the women or maybe a surrogate mother.  But I would definately have a genetic offspring somewhere.  But hell, how many guys could have genetic offspring somewhere and not even know it.

I've got one vote for "Hell ya, do it, what have those egss ever done for you!, and $10,000 can buy a lot of bling bling."  Sounds good to me so far.

Yeah, enough with the politics.  I agree with Kevin.  It's boring, so so boring.  I'd rather see Kevin's porn, and even the "buzz off, it ain't ready yet" picture, than to read about the SOTU address.

KEVIN, you didn't answer my question.  Whose penis was that?  (Yes, Sapphire, I really would want to hear the answer to that)  What is the tattoo on Ciera's back?  Do you pay these girls to pose or do they do it for the exposure?

And if you don't want to see porn, Sapphire, I have no idea what you're doing looking at a website created by Pappy -- he has one of the meanest porn collections ever and he loves to share it with us.

I thought I posted yesterday, but apparently I was hallucinating instead.  So, I'll try again.

Happy Anniversary, Wilson.  I love you.

I don't know what happened.  I go to type a post and all of a sudden I'm back at admin home and I've posted three shit posts.  I don't know.  If Pappy wouldn't mind deleting those since I can't edit posts over 12 hours old, even though they're hardly 12 second old.  Whatever.  Please delete that Pappy.

Anyhow, what I was going to say:  In my never ending quest to procrastinate, I was surfing the internet.  I happened upon this page and while it was loading I hear, "hey you, look over here, we can help consolidate and reduce your debt."  I'm like, what the fuck is that?  Now they not only have banners and wretched wretched pop up ads, but pop up voices telling you to look at the ads?  That sucks.  I don't want anyone talking to me while I am on the internet.

And the funnies part is this website that was linked to in one of danz0r's girl's profiles.  It's funny shit, well I think so.  I laughed so hard I cried!  <a href=""http://holly.colostate.edu/~gutheil/kids.html">http://holly.colostate.edu/~gutheil/kids.html</a>.

That's all I got.  1212 Out.

I would have never known there had been an update if Caniprokis hadn't bitched about it.  I think I like the increased options though.  Yeah, I definately think I do.

Do I still have to add paragraph breaks?  Well I guess we'll find out when I post this.

I want to see Tori, I've never seen her and I would really really like to.  That's exciting.  I'm looking forward to that.

I was looking at Pappy's old pictures of a lot of you people and they are kind of funny.  Why were you guys always with hunch or whatever his alias is.  Ha ha, that's so funny.  Talk about family resemblance!  And Lio looked so much different with long hair. 

I don't know, I don't have much to say.  I just wanted to see what this update is all about.

PS, I hate classes that make you write papers.  I would take a test over writing a paper anyday.  I'd take doing out 100 math problems over reading an article on the stuff that I have to read about.  This semester sucks.  Is this really making me any better of a person than I was last semester?  How am I going to be any more prepared for my profession?  This sucks!

I love Wilson and I miss him a lot and I wish he wasn't leaving. 

So my father and I went to the Patriots Carolina game on Friday night. It's preseason and all, so there weren't too many people there. Most of the people we tailgate with gave their tickets away and what not. Anyway, that's not what I'm here to bitch about. I'm here to bitch about increased security because of September 11. I mean, I'm all up for feeling safe, but a good portion of the measures they're taking are ridiculous. They always frisk you before they let you into the stadium, but it was mostly to make sure you're not bringing in beer or anything really dangerous. This year, they really pat you down, I almost felt a little violated with that bitch feeling between my legs. Anyhow, the guy patted down my dad and he had his pocket knife on him. They made him throw it out. A little pocket knife, maybe an inch and a half long blade, what is he going to do with that? Like he's going to hold a stadium with 70,000 people hostage with a pocket knife? What does it accomplish to make him throw it out? I mean, if he wanted to use it, he could probably do just as much damage with his car keys which were allowed in. Or how about ripping a Guiness can and using that. Cell phones are allowed in and I've seen a few hollowed out cell phones that I could use to sneak in more damaging stuff than a pocket knife. All I'm saying is if a person wanted to do damage they could. These security measures would do nothing to stop it if it were going to happen.

And let me just throw in my semesterly bitching about books. I know a few of you don't have to worry about that anymore and good for you. I'm still getting railed in the ass, paying nearly $300 for four classes worth of books. Bah.

That's all I have to say. I hope insult shapes up soon. It's getting pretty sad, people not posting for days at a time and then not posting about the most interesting stuff when they do post. I think Lio is my favorite poster for posting good stuff. Wilson's right up there too, but his posts are so rare. I want to see you people bitch about stuff! There is so much to complain about. What happened to you all!