I, obviously, have no idea about all this craziness currently happening on this board so I was going to take this moment and change subjects.

I wanted to give a huge THANK YOU to W1Ls0r and L1bz0r (to translate that into English it would be Wilson and Lib) for a fantastic Thanksgiving. I honestly think it was on my favorites Turkey Day's ever. The food was simply amazing. Wilson made these amazing mashed potatoes and stuffing. Lib put a turkey on his barbecue grill and it tasted so delicious that he made me a true believer that the only way to have a turkey is to grill it. We topped off the meal with our own special blend of herbs and it just made everything even better.

So thanks a ton for all your hard work! You guys should have your own show on the Food Network.

Yes, we know. It will be changed shortly. We were testing our Latin version of the site for all those clients that might need it ;)

Someone came over last night claiming to me Caniprokis. I didn't believe them. I asked for proof and was very suprised when this imposter handed me the drivers license belonging to Caniprokis.

He shaved his bread folks!!! I'm pretty positive thats a sign of the Apocalypse.

I had a little bash on this posh house right below Mullholland drivefor my "unofficial" birthday party. The guy who ownsthe house was off shooting in Brazil. He was nice enough to let me usehis house forthe party.The house is straight out of80's porno. The party wasdecent. I should have invited more people, but was nervous abouthaving too many people in the house. I think everyone had a good time. I grabbed a few shots, but especially love this one of Caniprokis.

If only he wore his Badda Bing Velvet suit. Biggie would be proud...

Hey - if you need to get shit off your chest then just post it. Who cares.

I say flame away. I'm not sure how a whole new Insult would help you. People would still read it. 

You could post how horrible my office is and how out of control my "habit" is. I mean just look at the floor in my office...

I need to take a picture of this....

If your excited about driving, Los Angeles is not the place to go.

You'll get into that lovely rental car only to drive at roughly 20 miles an hour. And that's on the freeways. During the morning and late afternoons you'll be lucky to even get 20 miles hour.

I hate to burst your bubble, but the only bad thing about LA is the traffic.

In other news I recently adopted a kitten, who now makes a home in the apartment me and Lib share.

You can see early pics of the kitten at http://www.ionan.net/kitty

These pics are from the first few days when I got her. She's a little bigger now.

We can split hairs, but the reality is the current President is very involved with the conservative Christian movement. Him and Ashcroft love this group of Republicansm because they ARE this group of Republicans. Ashcroft thinks dancing is immoral! Not since the days of Reagan have the Religious Right gotten there way. Stem Cell Research: nearly banned. Partial Birth Abortion: about to be banned. Bush also keeps putting tax money to Faith Based programs.

I have no problems with a Republican in office - but I have massive problems with the above.  If you going to vote for Bush, then you are going to vote for the Religious Right.

And for those of you who get all worked up when someone mentions this war is about oil? Look at what Robert Novak (die hard republican/conservative) has written. Keep in mind, I personally am fine if this war is about oil. I just want people to admit it:

"Military victory (against Iraq) is anticipated inside the Bush administration as the tonic that will prompt corporation officers and private investors to unleash the American economy's dormant power. Although it is impolitic to say so, the fact that the United States will be sitting on a new major oil supply will stimulate the domestic economy. That puts a high premium on quickly gaining control of Iraq's oil wells before they can be torched--a major uncertainty in an otherwise strictly scripted scenario."

I didn't see anyone else out post this but for some of us that recently moved here we finally experienced are first medium earthquake. It happened Friday morning at around 5am. Pappy and Wilson slept through it (huge shock - I think Wilson could sleep through the end of the world). Myself and Caniprokis were woken up by it. Once the split second of fear wore off it was actually very cool experience.

Of course I say that now. I'll be eating my words when a really big one hits.

Odd that we should have something in common. I'm a huge fan of X. Been reading it since roughly late 2000. It was actually one of Pappy's former roommates that showed me it. It is probably one of the best comics every created. I especially love how they portray X (just a big thumb in the sky with a great sense of humor) and X.

Some other great comics are Get Fuzzy and for the uber geeks out there Penny Arcade and Warbucket.

* A note from Insult.org: This post has been edited to remove references to a comic strip which, at the time, was boring and inconsequential. The creator of the strip has since turned into a horrible human being and uses the strip to spew hatred that even we won't be associated with.

Levres,

Sadly your post got lost in the various other posts. I didn't mean to ignore your questions.

The penis belongs to Brandon Irons. Brandon has been male talent for several years now. He currently is working at Red Light District. He's an amazing performer and a good guy.

I'll find a better photo of Ciera's tat. I'm not sure what it means, but I can find out for you.

In terms of money it depends what the photos are for. The images of Ciera are actually stills from a scene that will eventually end up on some DVD at some point. I was hired just to shoot the stills that are then used for promo. Basically I do various work. I do the "adult press" work, which is for media and the images are used for PR purposes. I sometimes get to do still work and hope to do more of that now that I'm in Los Angeles. I also shoot my own content for the Internet. In the past I've sold some of that content, but now I'm holding onto it all in order to launch several niche/fetish sites. Shooting your own content does involve paying the talent. The niche/fetish content I am shooting is semi-softcore with a little bit of kink and hardcore thrown into the mix.

On the 8th I'm actually shooting a bunch of video scenes for a girl/girl series I have in mind. So I'm renting a location in the Valley and going to spend the entire day shooting various scenes. I've been pitching my idea to various companies and if all goes well I might have my own series in 6 months or so.