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Stone Man Dance

Happy birthday, Stone Man!

How old are you now? 40? 50? ;)

Awesome Turkey Day

I, obviously, have no idea about all this craziness currently happening on this board so I was going to take this moment and change subjects.

I wanted to give a huge THANK YOU to W1Ls0r and L1bz0r (to translate that into English it would be Wilson and Lib) for a fantastic Thanksgiving. I honestly think it was on my favorites Turkey Day's ever. The food was simply amazing. Wilson made these amazing mashed potatoes and stuffing. Lib put a turkey on his barbecue grill and it tasted so delicious that he made me a true believer that the only way to have a turkey is to grill it. We topped off the meal with our own special blend of herbs and it just made everything even better.

So thanks a ton for all your hard work! You guys should have your own show on the Food Network.


For SpoDudeZ0r

This one is for SpoDudeZ0r. I know, deep down in his heart, he really misses the GD. Click it to see.

Knaa'mean?

Lobster Muck

Heh. Stone, that green muck inside of the lobster can be one of two things, I think. If it's just a little, it's probably the guts. If there was a lot, you, my friend ate a female full of legs. Either way, I don't think you're supposed to eat that stuff. Mwah hah. And now I want lobster.

Cracker Ass-Cracker

Well, this was my last day in Connecticut.  I haven't been able to sleep, so I've been up all night looking at things online, finishing packing, that sort of thing.  I went to get a Big Mac at the fast food place on I-91.  Pretty desolate, about two people in the place, but the fries were fresh and hot.

Today was an odd day.  I don't like this process of leaving, saying goodbyes, trying to, I don't know.  There's an impulse to sort of make a statement of one thing or another when you're leaving people, and I don't like the feeling.  My leaving is kind of weighing on my mother - I don't know what to say to make her feel better.  This does seem, for some reason, far more final than my leaving for college.  It's very sudden.

I ate a boiled lobster at Lenny's today, first time I had had that in, what, a decade, I think.  Very good, I should've eaten them more often - there's some sort of odd, weird green muck in the central chest cavity of the little beast.  It tastes like low tide, very strange flavor.

Choosing a car is an odd experience, almost character defining in a way.  I'm excited about having one, finally.

I'm just bringing a duffel bag and a backpack to Los Angeles.  I'll probably have my mom send some more books, I guess some other things, later, but, really, I don't need anything beyond what's in the luggage that'll be flying with me.  I like physical things, goods (not to slight services), but I find it fairly freeing in a way to discard or disregard most of the stuff I've purchased over the past 10-15 years.  It's like starting with a clean slate - ill advised purchases, gone, regrettable book or course choices, irrelevant, so on.  I'm not, of course, planning on becoming some sort of anti-materialist; this just gives me the chance to define myself through a whole new set of products.

I'm enjoying the progress in the Middle East.  Seems like things are working, that recent international actions may have moved the groups towards being more willing to compromise, which is cheering.  I imagine that Bush would have to get the Peace Prize if his roadmap lead in some part to a peace between Israel and Palestine - deeply ironical for most of Europe, which is what would make it so entertaining.

Ah, hell, now I'm getting tired.

Stone

The name is Mannix!

It's sort of odd, eh, that no one's said much of anything about the war on here since it began - hell, it's hardly been mentioned in three weeks.  I can say that I think I sort of conditioned myself to expect an absurdly short war, Six-Day War magnitude, which was just completely unrealistic. 

When I see someone like Lindsey, someone who seems completely incapable of controlling her life, my first response is to wonder whether they're thinking about committing suicide.  Like, I can't imagine anyone in her position being happy enough with their life to want to prolong it - however, there are loads of people in far, far worse situations than her who aren't committing suicide.  Suicide's not that common, really.  I wonder if I'd be able to hold up if I was in her situation, and I wonder what keeps her (or my sister) going - a belief in God, stubborness, some foundation of actual happiness despite the situation.

Anyways, stuff here has sort of turned around - it looks like I'm pretty much cleared for graduation, ready to go.  I need to pass (just pass) three classes: Dutch, Statistics, and some silly math course called Infinity and the Depths of Imagination or Explorations: Infinity and You, you know.  It's odd how something as unlikely as the possibility of me failing something weighs upon me, bleh, I need to stop worrying about it.   It's snowing. 

Stone

Wahey

Are Macs supposed to be cheaper than PCs?  I don't follow, I guess.

I hate waiting, so time consuming.  A couple of days ago, I hit a high point in my Scrabble playing life- you know how when you play seven letters at once, you get a 50 point bonus?  I've never (well, perhaps once) done that, cleared the rack in one turn.  In the most recent Scrabble game I played, I was able to use all of my letters not once, but twice- in succession, one after another.  The two words were "defusing" and "growler".  Good fun, I mean, I lucked into it, but it was a neat little aberration.  I AM SO BORING, but, I don't care, it was neat and I love the game.

Guess that's it.

Stun

Fl. Quadriplegic Sues Strip Club

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- A quadriplegic has sued a strip club, charging that it violates the Americans with Disabilities Act because the lap dance room does not have wheelchair access.

Edward Law sued the Wildside Adult Sports Cabaret last month after visiting the West Palm Beach club in May and June.

The lap dance room is only accessible by a short flight of stairs, according to the suit. It also alleges that the counter around the stage where strippers dance is too high, making it difficult for Law to see the stage and set down his drinks.

``This is an industry that is high profit and knows about ADA and is ignoring it,'' attorney Anthony Brady Jr. told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. ``I have no sympathy for them violating ADA.''

Law also sued another West Palm Beach strip club, The Landing Strip. He charges both clubs with violating ADA standards for bathrooms and parking spaces.

The suit seeks an unspecified amount of money in attorney's fees and asks that the clubs comply with federal disability standards. Bret Rudowsky, Wildside's general manager, said Law could have received a lap dance elsewhere in the club.

Law declined to comment. He has also recently filed ADA lawsuits against an Orlando restaurant and a Daytona Beach Harley-Davidson motorcycle shop.

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Okay, what the fuck is a quadriplegic going to do with a lap dance? I can sort of appreciate the whole sue-tastic aspect of being a quadriplegic, but, I wonder if this guy picked out this specific case for practical joke purposes. Quadriplegic...lap dance...quadriplegic...lap dance...

Stone

More Meat!

Thank you Stone, for your opinion, and for posting the link to an article. And while I'm sure it's a lovely article, and I'd love to read it, New York Times doesn't want to let me read it without a membership. Do you think you could cut and paste the article?

Ketosis, bad?

Hey, Spo, I'll try to be as polite as possible when I tell you this. You don't know what you're talking about. Someone who says "ketosis is bad" without a.) ever reading any medical literature (which I have) or b.) losing 50 pounds from ketosis (which I did) has no room to make uneducated assumptions in this manner.

The ketosis that occurs from a low carb diet is referred to by Dr. Atkins as BDK (Benign Dietary Ketosis). When you remove carbohydrates from your diet (not 100% removal, but removal so you're only intaking 20-40 grams per day as opposed to the government, hear that?, government, what?, government "required" carb intake of 300 grams) your body uses its own fat stores for energy, and yes, the breakdown of your lipids does produce ketones which are eliminated in your breath and urine.

Now, this ketosis is not bad. It STOPS once you have no more weight to lose. I'm still on a low carb diet after 2.5 years now, and I don't think I've lost weight in 1.5 years of that time (after I average out all the tiny weight gains and weight losses I've had since then). So you're probably under the assumption that ketosis will break down muscle and organs an all that other good stuff. It won't. If it did, I believe I'd be dead after two years on this diet.

Now enough of that. Lio, consult with your own personal physician, or do your own medical reasearch and then work up a diet that works best for you. Don't listen to what the government tells you that you "should" eat, don't listen to medically uneducated people like myself (although my experience was positive, I have a computer degree on my wall, not a medical degree), or even less medically educated people like Spo. That's all. You looking better and feeling better is for you and you alone, and you should do it the way that's best for you. If that's a low carb diet, great. If that's a low fat diet, great. If that's no diet and working out at a gym like a maniac or running 10 miles every day, that's great too. Do what's best for you, and fuck everyone else.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

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