There you go, dude, you can kinda see the titty. Take it easy.

Knaa'mean?

Is that Billy Zane in that picture? It looks like that chick's either gonna piss or squirt into his ass. I didn't realize that Billy Zane was into that kind of stuff, but hey, whatever creams your Twinkie.

On the other hand, I think the following picture is pretty obvious:

I think we found SpoDudeZ0r's rival. Hehe.

I'd say no to the sucking himself, but I agree with Lio. It looks like the girl is about to pee into the funnel that is going into that guy's ass. Why they are doing this, I couldn't even begin to tell you -- some people are really f_cked up. I'd say it's more his deal than hers, but what kind of woman goes along with that? So beyond bizarre...

Here's a question. Where are they? Is that one of their homes do you think? Look on the dresser, next to the plant. Is that a sugar thing from a diner?

Ok... The skeezy looking bitch looks like she's about to pee into a funnel that is going directly into that dudes ass... the dude might be sucking himself off... I'm not sure...

Someone.. please tell me what the fuck is going on in this image:

It appears that the dude has a funnel in his ass, but why and what is that odd haired woman doing?

Yeah, it's a little harsh to say that a girl who stays with a man who beats her up deserves the abuse. There are always circumstances which we, as non-abused people, wouldn't understand because the victim is always convinced of something else by the abuser. Levres was right - most of the time, these assholes will screw up a girl's self-esteem. A girl whom I work with went out with this kid who used to tell her that he was "the only person would could love her," and that she "wouldn't be able to find anyone if she ever left him." He never went so far as to hit her, but still. He used to tell her she couldn't go hang out with her friends and she listened. After she finally broke up with him (for another guy, but at least she got away) he stalked her and new Mr. Right for days. She went to go get some things of hers from his house and found pictures of her new boyfriend on his wall with darts and knives in them. Talk about crazy. And she still says that he treated her good. You can't convince her of otherwise. She had just moved here and had no friends and he was really nice to her at first, so of course she went along with his every whim. It's sickening.

But there definitely ought to be a law similar to that child abuse thing, where a person convicted of hitting his woman has to introduce himself to all the people in his neighborhood as such if he moves somewhere else. That way if he gets a new woman, the people in the neighborhood will know to look for signs of abuse. There also ought to be a law that lets you beat the shit out of known abusers if you see them in the street. Fuckers.

Good day, all.

I think that all men who abuse women should be locked up in a prison like the one in the Shawshank Redemption. Fuck that Hilton otherwise knows as Oz...they need to go to places with tiny cells made of stone with actual bars on the windows and doors, a place where the inmates rape you and the guards beat you up. A place where you can't go outside 10 months of the year because there's too much snow on the ground. A place where you can't trust the food, a place where you can't trust your cell mate, a place where you can't trust your own mind to stay sane. I want a place well out of health code, a place infested with rats and cockroaches, a place where you may just end up dead before breakfast. I want them to spend of their lives suffering, but if they have to be put to death because of what they have done, then a lifetime of suffering has to packed into one act. And fuck the idea of cruel and unusual punishment. That is a right for real Americans, as soon as you violated someone's right to happiness by beating the shit out of them, then you throw your own rights out the window. Bring brack drawn and quartering, having ants slowly eat his head, old school torture techniques. Thats what I want for men who abuse women. Thank you.

Ya know... some days I'm so tired, bitter, angry and disgusted I just want to destroy everything around me. But today was a remarkably good day for LioConvoy. It was a beautiful day 74 degrees, slightly overcast... Lio's favorite type of weather. Kept myself busy all day. Then I came home and got to assist my roommates in getting obliterated... which is absolutely hysterical. I enjoyed this little three ring circus until the capper to my day came.

At 9 PM Eastern Standart Time, after 22 years a milestone in Filthholer history was reached. LioConvoy had his first date. Indeed. Now, I didn't rail her or even land a kiss. But I did lay some important groundwork. She feels comfortable around me outside of work (where we met). I hope I can make something of this before I have to graduate. Oh well, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Till All Are One

LioConvoy out...

People call a lot of things relationships. It doesn't make sense to me a lot of the time. Even relationships that are real or considered that by the masses are questionable by some too. Specifically (and I hope he doesnt ever see this), the person FlyingTim brought up graduated from a religious high school one year early, and opted to live in his parents basement online instead of going to college (he is now attending tech school though). Now a year later, he was talking about a girlfriend on a channel I idle in. It came out that she was almost 40 years old and lived in Maine. He almost spent his savings to fly out to visit her. I have no idea what the status is now (i heard all of this last fall).

Before I comment on the above, I want to comment on how the idea of 'recent' changes over time. Weeks and months pass so fast, my idea of a 'recent event' can be several months in the past. It is now February, and New Years feels like a few days ago. I cycle though, sometimes (like in August or September) I feel like days are years.

Back to the online relationship thing.. it is not something that comes up really. I can't remember anybody else besides this kid having one like that. You'd hear about it in movies and in magazines more than in regular life.

Just to put in my two cents on the drink issue..I'm perfectly happy to be drinking Coca-Cola. Thank God we live in a country that allows to drink engine degreaser. As an American and a gearhead, I say Hear! Hear! to Coca-Cola and all its yummy chemicals. I can only imagine the wonders that delicious elixir is doing to prevent me from getting any form of cancer the world can think up. Try me bitch, I drink Coke Classic.

On a slightly less patriotic note, I heartily agree with all the positive things being said about my new friend, Mr. Tom Collins. Tommy C. deserves a posthumous nobel proze for his efforts in the field of Drinkery. The man is a legend. Plain and simple.

Pappy was down here over the weekend and was telling Caniprokis and myself the tale of a gentleman who's last girlfriend was one he never met. It would seem that he was involved in an on-line relationship. Now, as one who has been involved in a couple these in my sordid and somewhat pathetic internet life, I can say that I never considered these trysts to be real. What I mean to say is, those girls and women that I talked to I would never have considered a girlfriend. I never set out to find a girlfriend from Timbuktu, nor would I have passed up a real date with a real person for fear of cheating on my internet girlfriend. I would like to hear some other opinions on the matter of On-Line relationships. So please do. Thank you and drive safely.