Is that Billy Zane in that picture? It looks like that chick's either gonna piss or squirt into his ass. I didn't realize that Billy Zane was into that kind of stuff, but hey, whatever creams your Twinkie.

On the other hand, I think the following picture is pretty obvious:

Missing image: /pics/big_wooden_dick.jpg

I think we found SpoDudeZ0r's rival. Hehe.