oh god this is soooo awsome its the best thing for you christiam gilrs who think jesus dosent want you to touch yourself. he dose he even wants to help

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html just copy ans paste it cus i dont know how to set up the link

I hate it when girls forbid guys to do things. And i hate it when guys arent allowed to be friends with the same people they have been friends with before the girl appeared. .....just a random opinion.

Many of the authors here have posted VERY private posts. Generally sexual in nature. But.. the reactions are always the same "too much information". Fuck that.

If you know me.. get a mental picture of me. If you don't, try to get a mental picture of me based on what you've read. Okay, now picture me naked. Now, place me on a waterbed. Now picture me covered in canola oil. Now picture me making quacking noises while sliding around the bed. Now picture me poking my oily cock in your eye.

I find this whole roommate thing to be odd.. just because it feels like it is trying to affect friendships, where it should just be a simple thing. I have chosen to not live with Levres and Wilson, because I have chosen to remain friends with them. I have started to see the situation as an either or type choice.

"Get on your knees. I want to fuck you hard." I like those words. Does that make me a bad person? I certainly don't think so. If it does, it's going to be a happy trip to hell for this little girl. Catholicism can go straight to helltoo. You know what, it's premarital sex and I love it. Can't get enough of it. I've been fucked 3 times since 9:30 tonight and it's been so good. I love that my roommate goes home every weekend (Thursday afternoon to Monday morning). I love that I'm now on birth control and have no worries. I love that Wilson is so good in bed and knows just what to do. I love that I can get on my knees and get it from behind. If you don't like that, you can fa fa fuck off. You're just jealous. Maybe you want it from behind too and you're not getting it. Sorry, I feel for you man, really I do. Maybe you'd like to be ramming your hardness into some tight little girl kneeling in front of you. It's oh so good, better than stonies eating dough fingers from Dominos with that delicious white sauce.

In other news, danz0r may be living with us afterall. Pappy and Wilson are pretty shitty at the art of persuasion. I talked to danz0r a little tonight and maybe it will be possible after all. I think it would be mad phat. I love Wilson and Pappy and danz0r and I'd love to live with them all. One girl, three guys, what could be better than that? That's perfect!

Wilson, my mad sexy incrdible boyfriend is passed out, exhausted, in my bed. In a few hours I'll get to go to bed with him and I couldn't be happier about that. He's an amazing guy, I love him more than I thought possible. He's sweet and he's caring and sometimes he gives me my way even when it conflicts with his -- not always though and that's kind of nice too. He's a great guy, a fantastic friend, and an incredible lover. What more can a girl ask for? I've got NO complaints about Wilson.

Drama queen. Do I portray myself like that? I certainly hope not. I don't consider myself a drama queen and I certainly don't strive to be one. What drama was it that made Wilson leave stats? I wanted to jump his bones and he said he'd let me. That's what it was. Hey, if you were in class and your girlfriend came and asked "baby please come with me, I want you in my mouth, and I want you to fuck me hard," what would you do? Dude, you can get the notes you missed, go fuck your girlfriend for the love of all that is right in the world. Have sex, enjoy your cock while you can still get it up, use it so that you'll never forget how. Seriously, about the drama queen thing, I'm not one. If you think I am, open your eyes darling. I'm not. Bickering? Yes, Wilson and I are two strong willed people, neither of which are used to losing an argument. Consequently neither of us are used to really listening to and considering too deeply the other side. We're working on it. Plus we only like to fight when Pappy is around. I can't get enough of him rolling his eyes at me. I'm a crazy bitch, lacking all reason and accountability! Hot damn!

I like to have sex. I don't like drama. I like the idea of living with three men, three sexy men at that. I love my life right now. Stress is low, enjoyment is high. Be young, have fun. Consider yourselves lucky to be alive right now. I love you all!

1212 Out.

For you, FlyingTim. =)

That is a good post, Calliander. Hopefully that girl will put the otherwise useless e-mail system to good use and contact the good people at Insult who appreciate a woman who enjoys a fine computer game; sad lonely people who need to find more chicks that play video games.

So, attractive geek woman, its good to see a lady of such fine and discerning tastes out there. Keep it up. You'll always have freinds here at Insult. And remember, great elves are the best troops in the game. Their archery skill is phenominal.

Just got back from watching "Suicide Kings" at Caniprokis' house with FlyingTim and hunch. I remember watching that movie at some point, but until I actually started watching it again I didn't remember anything about it. They did a really good job with it except for the very end, where they made everything convoluted and trite. They pulled a really good surprise on you but then fucked it up with a similar one. But it doesn't hinder the movie, you get to see Denis Leary beat someone with a golf club while there are titties on screen and wacky music playing. You also get to see Denis Leary beat a man with a toaster.

We also watched "That's My Bush!" on Comedy Central. Despite the fact that it was incredibly dumb, and the actor who plays Bush only made a half-hearted attempt at imitating his voice, it was funny. Hot women opening up ski parkas to reveal a lack of other clothes is also good. Laura Bush is not that attractive, though, in real life. Yeah.

I think that Caniprokis, Peps, Stone, Bloody, and Bean would agree with me that the girl in the following picture is perfect. If you can't figure out why, look at the monitor. And if you still can't figure out why... blblbll kill yourself.

It's friday, I have nothing to do, and I'm bored... so I think about one of my favorite things... Vagina. Now why do I love them so... They're all ugly. A lot of them don't smell that nice either. No, I don't know why I love them so. I love looking at them... I love going down on them... two things I should hate given the look and smell aversions I have. But there is more to it than that. I love the way a girl feels when she's bucking around during a good tongue lashing. I love the way she calls out to god... it's kind of ego inflating. That something I could be doing could be affecting another human being in that way. It's an odd thing. Especially when other guys make fun of me for loving to display cunning linguistics.

Now, I often wonder if I'll ever lose this passion. I mean, I'm a 21 year old virgin... eventually it would wear off right? I don't know... I've had this hangup since I was 13. Geh... whatever. I should feel lucky I don't feel this way about cock.

Till All Are One...

LioConvoy out...

If you have kids, print this out and spend some time reading it to them.

Once upon a time, there were three little blonde girls in a bathroom. One girl had long hair and a pretty smile, her name was Sassy. One girl had her hair up and had pretty eyes, her name was Sissy. The third girl wore pigtails and did not have a pretty smile, nor did she have pretty eyes. Her name was Svetznia.

Sassy, Sissy, and Svetznia were best of friends. The three were inseperable. Even after high school, the three remained close friends and attended the same university together. Now roommates, Sassy, Sissy, and Svetznia often found themselves in the bathroom together, preparing for their day.

Sassy and Sissy both had boyfriends, and Svetznia was extremely jealous. Svetznia would hide her jealousy with compliments to the other girls

"Wow, Sassy, that dress really shows off your boobs nicely. I wish my boobs were like yours"

"And Sissy, your shorts make your ass so sexy. I wish my ass was like yours"

Both Sassy and Sissy would giggle in reaction to Svetznia's compliments. The two girls were used to Svetznia's behavior, but they continued with their nervous giggles as there was no better reaction for them to show.

As time went on, little Svetznia became more and more frustrated with her two friends. Sassy and Sissy were able to light up a room with their pretty smiles and pretty eyes. They were even both taller than poor Svetznia.

One evening, after Sassy came out of the shower, Svetznia was waiting in Sassy's bedroom. Sitting in a chair behind Svetznia was Sissy. Sissy appeared to be naked and passed out in a chair, which was not uncommon for Sissy. Sassy chuckled at the sight of her naked friend, but Svetznia just glared at Sassy.

Sassy went to her dresser, rummaging through her panties and bras to find her nightie. Throwing the red and black lace garmants in a frustrating fury, until she pulled out a satin nightie. Throwing down her towel, Sassy put on her nightie. There were no comments from Svetznia this time. The unnerving silence caused Sassy to turn around and return Svetznia's glare.

Just as Sassy noticed the stain on Svetznia's pink teddy, Svetznia lunged forward and killed Sassy.

The end.

Yeah man... that sounds like a real problem. You should sell her to me. I'll put her to work, ya know, cleaning the Filth Hole when I'm gone and performing fellatio on me when I'm there. Between the steady regiment of good fucking I'd give her, and the cleaning I'd force her to do, she'd be bound to lose some weight.

I'm not joking... I really want to hit it with your sister. I know she's not right in the head, but I like 'em like that... nice and screwed up. Plus I doubt she's gotten that huge. I also lifted the ban on her in the Filth Hole a while ago. Part of that ban was the Demon Queen's doing, she owned my soul at the time and didn't want me associating with her. The official reason for the ban was that SisterOfCalliander exposed my parents' marriage as a sham... I was originally upset by that, but the older I get, the more I realize that I would have figured it out eventually.

So... yeah... much anal love for Calliander's sister...

Uhm.. LioConvoy out