Holy shit, Conan (acting as America’s new Oprah) has just recommended the movie “Troll 2”. Recently he suggested “Leprechaun in the Hood” (parts 1 and 2) as well. I’ve seen them all, and I can attest to their quality.

Lio,
I love a good story about someone who tries to make someone out to be in an idiot, but in the process only manages to show what a fucking moron he himself is. I’m surprised that anyone who calls the marketing department to ask about a country code even has the opposable digits necessary to operate a telephone.

Anyway, I’ve been an angry customer myself lately. Last Sunday morning my modem burned out. I called AT&T, they tell me it’s dead and that I need a new one. I get a new modem and wireless router (separate units, unlike my last one, so if one shits the bed, I only have to replace one of the two). I get the wireless network up and a day later, I can’t get on line again. I call AT&T, and they tell me that the modem is working, now it’s the line. I’ve had similar problems on and off for months, by the way. They finally send a tech out to fix it–our wire was touching another wire and this was causing the problem. We’re finally out of the woods, I hope, but the real pain in the ass in all of this was that my wife has finals for her on line classes this past week! What a coincidence that my modem shits out AND I have a line problem all at once at the worst possible time! If these were good coincidences I’m sure people would say that it was a miracle and say that god was looking out for me. I’d like to take the chance to tell god to fuck himself for this and many other slights.

Just like it says in the title: Shit, I didn’t know insult was still going on. When the fuck did this happen? It will be great to rant here, I’m really full of rage. Who’s using what nickname? I can’t even tell anymore.

By the way, I’ll be in CT for the holidays. Hope to see you guys. Come to think of it, maybe not since I’m not sure to whom the phrase “you guys” refers since I don’t really know who is on the site. I’ll just stop typing now.

All of the recent complaints about the pathetic love lives of our group here have encouraged me to do some assesments of my close friends. I realized that about two thirds of my closest male freinds are single and can't get women. To measure this I counted the number of friends who go out least one date per month or have a steady girlfriend (labeled those who get women) vs. those who fall into neither of these categories (those who don't get women). Out of the sixteen people that I consider to be my closest male friends, five fall into the "getting women" category, while eleven fall into the "getting no women" category. That is pretty sad. So those of you that are pathetic, who can't get chicks, don't worry, you're not alone. There are a lot of losers out here.

Yeah Lio, have a happy birthday, although it was yesterday. When are you coming back from PA, by the way?

Hey folks. I was jutst in Japan for five weeks. Its a great country. I wish I was still there. Insult has really been changed around. Damn. Is John Ritter really dead? Joe Henderson died, who was a really great jazz saxophonist. That sucked.

Man, finals suck. I have had four so far and a paper. I was up to about 5:30 am, went to sleep, got up around 10:30. Then I revised my paper, took my Greek examination, wrote another paper. Had Chinese food with my professor. One more exam tommorow. I have five frigging exams in total, and a paper. Too many classes. In two weeks I will be in Tokyo. That will be great. I'll be there and in Kyoto for about a month. Just have to go and write one more note card for one more examination. And I voted to not use the note cards in class. It would have been so much easier that way. Just learn the basic information that you need and regurgitate it onto the exam. I want to be done with the semester. Oh well. Hey, there isn't enough profanity in this post to justify the level three rating. I don't really feel like changing it. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Sexual intercourse. Alright.

Hey Pappy, I hope that you don't really think that we are all just making fun of you behind your back. You're not really an outcast. You are kind of a wacky guy, and we choose to highlight this part of your character, and poke fun at you sometimes, but you aren't an outcast or anything. We all tend to make fun of each other at times, that is why we have a website called Insult. For example somtimes I might shit all over the Gatekeeper in one of my posts. Hmm, that was a bad choice of words. You all know why, he he. But it is all in jest. When we call you the "C" word or the "O" word it isn't really serious. I hope you don't take it all too seriously, because you are Wilson's sugar daddy. He is company property to you. You may not command a great deal of respect, but we don't really mean any harm to you. But if you weren't such an old fuck, you'd understand that already anyway. I mean, good night.

Shit. I don't know about you guys but this has been kinda funny to me (Not the thing about Bleaker). I'm just glad to see that a Renessance woman such as the Girl Next store could all point us in the right direction. Clearly, enlightenment can be attained by drinking a combination of semen and beer. What a post, I mean it had the wit of a simian poet wrapping aimlessly at the keys of a typewriter. As for telling us not to whine on this site, that seems pretty dumb to me. I have always been an advocate of running the site in a way that no one will be restricted from posting anything, but if you don't like what some one has to say, then don't read it. Telling us not to whine on this site is like having a one-man klan rally in downtown Harlem. I think that your advice about not using computers is best left to yourself. GND=Ort

Anyway, on to matters of some importance. Lio, man, don't feel bad. Yeah, Bleaker is going to marry that guy, but you are right. He is a loser. If Bob Marley knew this guy, he would stage a drug intervention for him. He has a baby with her. Bleakers isn't known for the finest of decision making. Nor is the Demon Princess. They could have been with a future sucessful businessman who looks like D. Matthews, but they chose the filthy gangaphile , and the dark overlord of suburbia. It sucks. I know how you feel. I can't get chicks either, because the majority of them love assholes. Just think, women like some of them on this site, hmmmm, lets get one in mind, that appears to make really bad choices. Hmmmmm, Arcee? No. Levres? Hmm. No. Who's that other one, Twisted something or other. Eh, we'll leave her out of it. Well, just try to think of one who seems pretty dumb. Now, you like women, but would you go for that one? She seems like a damn idiot to you, doesn't she? You could spend your time chasing her, but what's the point? She and some other women are too dumb to realize that you are worth putting time into. They would rather be fratmatresses. So, while women are nice and all, there are some out there that are just not worth your attention. Some just make bad decisions. Now, not all women, but we have some primary examples here. Don't worry about it, man. Things don't work out as it seems they should. I know what a fan of schadenfreunde you are, so just sit back and let it role in from Bleaker and the Demon, and any others. GND says: ME AM LIKE COK!!

Goddamit, Calliander. That last post was almost as big of a lie as, "I have another site that came up in a popup window when I was looking at NORMAL porn several years back. Due to the hilarity of it, the URL stuck in my mind..."

When does the deception end? The Gatekeeper does not find poop-oriented websites accientally.