All of the recent complaints about the pathetic love lives of our group here have encouraged me to do some assesments of my close friends. I realized that about two thirds of my closest male freinds are single and can't get women. To measure this I counted the number of friends who go out least one date per month or have a steady girlfriend (labeled those who get women) vs. those who fall into neither of these categories (those who don't get women). Out of the sixteen people that I consider to be my closest male friends, five fall into the "getting women" category, while eleven fall into the "getting no women" category. That is pretty sad. So those of you that are pathetic, who can't get chicks, don't worry, you're not alone. There are a lot of losers out here.