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  • Author:arcee
  • Email Address:arcee at insult dot org
  • Contribution:46 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 1.97%
  • Age:21
  • Sex:Female
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:I have many partners
  • Penis Length:I have no penis.
  • Location:Boston
  • Drug of Choice:Bathtub Gin
  • Physical Self Description:

    "the little erin" im the girl all the bad guys want

  • Bio:

    me = sexy bitch...... xx instead of xxx, actually fuck edge....punker than your mother....

    "when in Rome, do like the Romans.....when in Philly, steal a car"

this particular person...

Say there was this particular person...and this particular person was constantly up the ass of this other particular person, and this first person would contact friends in other states and cities of that second person in order to monitor where and when they went everywhere..do you think that that would become annoying? And, when contacting these other people in other cities and and states, the first person would cause those other people to worry because the person would be mentioned as in trouble or missing...now here is where this behavior becomes a problem.

That being said, it is not normal to play leggos at a restaurant.

Hope everyone has fun with the easter bunny this weekend. later.

I live with a murderer and I boycott the bondage.

ok....so,most of you fine kids know I live in a hall of eighty girls, judging on the amount of times i've bitched about it. But not until, now have I been so utterly freaked out by a member of my hallway.

A girl that lives at the end of my hall is being accused of murder, not just murder, but murder of her own newborn. This is some serious shit. The cops found the baby in a plastic bag in a laundry basket in her house, it had been dead for two weeks. The medical examiner confirmed the baby was born alive. I'm a bit shoken up by all this, but i can't seem to process it all yet. It's on the news and in the newspaper and people are being questioned.....in the words of timmy:Ffeh.

On a side note, stop the bondage porn, it's scary. I realize it's an autoposter but I just don't want to see the taping over the mouths of dirty hoes. Also, I am deeply saddened by the fact that i have lost my reign as most awesome chick in the world. Mike was correct in the statement that that chick is truely cooler than me. So, to you, whoever you are, I unwillingly give up my crown...for now at least, until I figure out how to regain my seat on the thrown.

another birthday.........

Well another year has passed and I've been doing quite a bit of thinking. So much so, that I feel I may be going through some mid-life crisis type shit. Although Caniprokis insists that I'm going through some late teen thing, and Lio just repeats that I'm soo much younger than all of you. With that aside, I've realized recently that I'm just simply not as happy as I should be with my life. I'm not generally a miserable person, yet here I give off that impression. I'm not happy with whom I've become down here and I need to rediscover what it was that made me who I used to be.

There are two main reasons why I have changed: One, I am surrounded by upper class frat boy pieces of shit that wear Gucci to Calculus,(and this is a normal standard at my school.....no joke). These kids (big surprise here) I can not relate to, no matter how hard I try, I've been here almost a year and still have not found a way to make more than a handful of acquaintances,(sorry I can't spell). Secondly, I came to this school to earn a bachelor of science, which entails that I'm required to take maths and sciences as well as design and drawing courses. This has left me less than happy with my life,stressed out and craving the chance to spend more time on what I love, my artwork. These two factors have left me exhausted with little to no people to associate with, a formula that leads to unhappiness.

I am leaving Philly, and no it's not because it's a shithole......it has some classy ghettos.....but because I'm going to pursue my design degree in Boston.

After writing all this, I realize that none of you probably give a shit and have most likely stopped reading somewhere in the first paragraph, but fuck you because I needed to sort all that out somewhere other than in my head.

I'm sad that Blood has left us and I wish I had had the opportunity to know him better, but I guess I'll always have filthhole memories. I can't wait to be home and away from this place and see all you guys. Oh, and Happy Birthday to me. hehehe

Ay-bee-see-dee-eeeh-ef-gee.. aych-eye-jay-kay-el-em-en-oh-peeee..

First off, this rant's quality probably blows. But I dont care because Im ranting and fuck everyone who has been arguing about "quality." Goddamnit! Isn't there anything better to rant about than ranting itself? I thank anyone who has moved on to ranting as usual.....

Now, I am fucking sick and tired of the jockocracy that runs this school. (That is a wilsor term.)It is the most ridiculous society I have ever observed. Every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evening all the cum slurping sluts of my hall, generally everyone that lives here ( about 80 people), begin to get ready for the frat party that is to be held. This party is normally held at the same place with all the same people. Apparently this is something to get excited about, not that I can grasp this concept. For the next two hours, the halls are filled with voices saying things like "Do I look fat in this?" or "How does my ass look in this?", over the low drone of hair dryers.

Now I have no problem with all this, but I still can't understand why all that effort goes into going to a frat house, getting completely wasted to the point of making a fool of yourself, and then spending the rest of the evening on your floor puking all over your own things.

Meh. I have spent the last entire evening watching my roommate as she vomited all over herself and her things, barely escaping my portion of my room.

That being said, I'm tired of the stress involved in everyday life here. I'm tired of bitching about things that everyone else isn't bothered by. And most of all, I'm just tired.

fuck noise.......fuck it in the ass

Lio,

It is clear that this girl is diggin you....and from a girl's perspective, get on that!

If you wait around and get nervous and preoccupy yourself with all these unwritten "rules" of dating.....or finding out if she's into you, or what you should do, or what you should say.....you'll lose her.

If she made the first move, she definately likes you to the point of putting herself out on a limb here. My point is that you need to make it clear to her that you're interested, and interested in a big way, which you are I'm assuming. I'm not really condoning the behavior that pappy has such suggested, but some sort of move, be it subtle, is required here.

Oh yeah, and New Found Glory does rule, but why is this a new discovery?

what the hell is going on here kids?

Has anyone noticed that since insult has been redone that everyone constantly bitches about insult itself, and is no longer interested in actual rants?

I mean with a few recent exceptions all I've noticed is a display of male premenstrual symptoms flaring up out of proportion. What is this all about I ask you? What is it that has caused us all to get so upset?

I admit, change can be upsetting at times but theres no reason to get your boxers all in a bind. Now come on boys and girls....rant!! i wanna see some old-fashion-dirty-talkin-mud-slingin-ranting-action going on.

And another thing.....What is this about rules and "guidelines?" We've gotten to the point where we are arguing over guidelines for guidelines......I beg of you, for the sake of my sanity...please get over this pettiness. Rant, insult, bitch, ponder, explain,.....fuck rules, fuck all this bullshit. just be.

wretched chicken

i second that motion calliander...being sick sucks.

I am now suffering from what i believe to be food poisoning from a visit to boston market. i havent puked since i was 12 and i didnt miss it. but since im never sick i figure it was that wretched wretched food which must have been tainted. i never want to eat again. never.

yes yes, good good

yes yes, good good

very impressive job boys....i miss you all and hope all is well

on a seperate subject, fuck hard core kids, fuck them in the ass with a large metal pole....last night was the most violent ridiculous display of "im more of a bad-ass than you can ever be" that i probably will ever experience. it was completely unnecesary. it just fuckin sucks when a 300+ man comes windmilling his goofy fuckin hard core ass into your head. i have found the local philly scene and will not return....i wish them all luck beating the shit out of each other for no reason, but ill remember to spend my $8 dollars somewhere other than an abandoned warehouse closet in the ghetto next time i feel like seeing a good band.

why bother?

To those of you straight edge folks out there.....rest assured it will get you no farther ahead in life than any drug using, drinking, smoking, caffeine drinking homo sapien.

My hearing was yet another reminder of this fact. A $50 fine has been tacked onto my tuition bill, bringing my account balance to a whopping $-5850....yes thats a negative sign. Not to metion that i have to attend a counseling session reminding me not to become an alcoholic....but umm excuse me...i dont drink. ( oh wait, i forgot, that part is not important). This fact, which appeared crucial to my defense, apparently makes no difference in the eyes of the judicial system of the university because i "hosted a party."

If I had only known that being in my room while my roommates had guests over to drink was considered "hosting", I probably would have joined them. I mean if I'm at fault here, I might as well join in fun!right? wrong.

oh and gatekeeper....i hate to start this ridiculous back and forth banter again...but really, if were going to begin to insult intelligence levels....actually fuck it..im not going to even finish this insult...

holiday beatings to all

oh happy day, for those who know what im talkin about, oh happy day.

happy xmas, happy hannukah, happy kwanzaa, happy whatever it is youre about to celebrate. and if you cant be happy for the pure fact that we're all getting the hell away from whatever it is that were leaving and coming home to whatever it is we call home, then go outside in the freezing fucking cold and play hide-and-go fuck yourself!!!!!

...................oh happy day