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  • Author:arcee
  • Email Address:arcee at insult dot org
  • Contribution:46 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 1.97%
  • Age:21
  • Sex:Female
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:I have many partners
  • Penis Length:I have no penis.
  • Location:Boston
  • Drug of Choice:Bathtub Gin
  • Physical Self Description:

    "the little erin" im the girl all the bad guys want

  • Bio:

    me = sexy bitch...... xx instead of xxx, actually fuck edge....punker than your mother....

    "when in Rome, do like the Romans.....when in Philly, steal a car"

calliander what the fuck?

O.K. I'm all about freedom of speech, but honestly calliander, right now, you're pissing me off. This upside down flag shit has got to go.

You live here right? You enjoy your freedoms symbolized in that flag right?

So maybe you should at least respect those of us that believe that the symbol of the flag actually means something. James is my friend too, and as of this afternoon, he's not even involved in the battle in Afghanistan. He's here, in the U.S. True, there's a good chance he'll get sent over, but I doubt that he would appreciate your post either. Even if he joined the services to afford school, like FlyinTim noted, I'm sure he believes in the freedoms symbolized in that flag as much as anyone else. So fuck you fucky fuckerson and do us all a favor, keep your anti-american government shit to yourself for awhile.

submission and domination

wrong, wrong , wrong. Submissive chicks are not cool, they're just stupid. I mean, where's the challenge in that? Those who feel they need to dominate another human being for any reason have some issues they need to work through before getting into a relationship.

Lio, I sympathize with you, but there's other fish in the sea. If she's the one, she'll be back.

This terrorist shit...

Ok...well I feel like I need to say something about this terrorist shit. As you all know, I live in Boston. Both of the planes that hit the world trade towers flew over my building at 7:59. My alarm went off near my window at 8:00. All the terrorists that were on those planes were first in this city, and at any given time, could have been on the same T, on the same bus, or in the same elevator as me. As, of course, they could be in the same places as any of you. This scares the shit out of me, and I'll be the first to admit that I was scared yesterday at the threat of a plane flying into my fuckin building. I know this may sound drastic, or dramatic, but I dont give a fuck. I was scared.

I realize that the point of terrorism is to instill fear, but you know what, it fuckin worked.

Long time no see

Hello All.....Its been forever since Ive had a comp....for those of you who dont know, my house was hit by lightening this summer and Ive been forced to no longer participate in insult ever since.

Yesterday I moved to Boston. The ride was smooth, and Caniprokis and I were in a fairly good mood. So as we pull up to my new building, there is a crowd of people standing outside joined by an ambulance and cruisers. There it is, I thought, my welcoming to Boston. Someones already been shot. This sort of surprised me though..I mean I did live in Philly and everyone told me that Boston was nothing like that ghetto.

Anyways, we drive by this crowd and I see a body on the pavement next to the door where I had reserved to move my stuff in. I later found out that this was the body of a jumper who had decided to kill himself by throwing himself off the pent house suite deck. All I kept thinking was that if Caniprokis and I hadnt stopped at two rest stops on the way...I would have been moving my stuff at the same time he had jumped. I mean, if he had seen me down there maybe he would have changed his mind. Maybe I, in an obscure kind of way, could have saved this guys life if it wasnt for the few minutes between his plumett and my arrival. Or maybe not. Some strange twist of fate caused me to arrive those minutes later, and maybe for a reason. I guess Ill never know.

Happy Birthday Caniprokis!!!!

Happy Birthday Caniprokis!!! Have a good one!

Everyone that knows what I'm talking about: Do not tell or I will kill you. And don't think I'm bluffing on this.

In other news...well there's really not much. Nothing is going on here, except that it's not philly, that saddens me only the tiniest bit, for the most part it's good to be home. Lio, hang in there, I'm thinkin of you. Summer just won't be the same. later.

whatever

Hahahaha....so easily we get a rise out of you. In the words of Stone... "whining about whining on a site dedicated to whining...so either way she's being a fuck-up"

By the way, thanks for the commentary on your sexual escapades...I really give a shit that you enjoy oral sex, and I'm really happy that you have been complimented on your performance,really. I am very happy for you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILSON!!!!!!! get drunk and be old....

Now, my dear girlnextdoor, I think you are missing the entire point of insult. Insult provides a place for those who feel the need to "whine," .....well "whine." If you don't like it, you can suck it cause that's what we do. The only thing I got out of your rant that was agreeable was that masturbation is good. Oh and another thing, you suck...and blow. You defy the laws of physics by both sucking and blowing at the same time!!!

i hate it.

I hate it when girls forbid guys to do things. And i hate it when guys arent allowed to be friends with the same people they have been friends with before the girl appeared. .....just a random opinion.

not bling.....bling bling is the correct terminology

My Dear Calliander....

I do not use the term "bling" because there is no such term. "Bling bling" is actually the phrase I have on occassion used as a joke. It is used to express that one is flossing his or her ice, and because I'm assuming you don't know what that means either, I use it to express that I feel I am in my sunday best or that my attire is flashy or expensive looking. Not that I normally care what I'm wearing or how much it cost, that is why the phrase is used as a joke to mimic those who use it seriously in Philly. I appreciate the fact that I was spared from the on-the-spot murder, but I think that would be bad-ass-gangsta style of ya. Then you would have to drive dirty away from the scene to escape the po-po.

All this aside, do you and caniprokis honestly talk about the slang verses I use in jest? I guess I'm flattered, but that still strikes me as weird.

Representin "215"- we out

luck 'o' the irish

I recently find myself in quite a pickle. And I apologize, this has nothing to do with Sean's days in Nam. I hear enough war stories from him.

I decided over a month ago that my happiness was more important than anyone elses. And to achieve this happiness I need to go to art school in boston. There was no problem with this plan. I applied last year and got in, so I figured everything would run smoothly, but no, that would be to easy. In order to apply, Massachusetts College of Art must receive my transcripts from here and high school. Ok, well thats understandable. This school refuses to send them because I owe them money, a large problem because at 19 I am having trouble finding ways to pay tuition. Short of selling my body and soul on the corner of Broad and South (don't ask me how I know that corner), I figure I have to take out a loan. But, considering the time of year, it wouldn't make any logical sense to take out a loan without first knowing how much I need for next semester, again, an amount I won't know until I am accepted or denied. Within this, ladies and gentlemen, is the pickle which I referred to earlier. I can not go forward or backward. To add to this mess, if I were to take a semester off to make enough to go to school, I would lose my federal aid and not be able to go back. If I take a semester at Southern, I may not be able to get transferable credits for a bachelor of arts. And, as a grand finale to this shitfest, good old BHS can not "re send" the transcripts the supposedly already sent when I initially asked them to, because, get this, my entire classes records are being sent out to be put on microfilm! yes that is the most ridiculous string of bad luck i have ever heard of in my entire life, and no it does not surprise me that it's my luck, because kids, things like this always happen to me. guess it's the luck of the irish, go figure.