HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILSON!!!!!!! get drunk and be old....
Now, my dear girlnextdoor, I think you are missing the entire point of insult. Insult provides a place for those who feel the need to "whine," .....well "whine." If you don't like it, you can suck it cause that's what we do. The only thing I got out of your rant that was agreeable was that masturbation is good. Oh and another thing, you suck...and blow. You defy the laws of physics by both sucking and blowing at the same time!!!