Well it seems as though my room was busted this evening, yes thats right folks, the straight edge girl is getting the blame for not one but two cases of beer in her fridge. and i was made to pour it all out in the sink.

Now this story would be one thing if it were my beer or if it would ever be my beer in the fridge, but the fact that its not, and that i may have a fine, counseling classes, and academic probation as a result is leaving me less than happy at this moment in time.

OK well peace everyone, thank god this semester is almost over. I'll hopefully see most of you over xmas.

Pappy- my roommates say thank you very much, and "thats what im talkin about."

Caniprokis- Im not so sure about Tonic's upcoming world domination, but it was a nice gesture. Oh, and about that egg nog challenge, I think Ive got an idea for the motivation.

Wilsor- I would just like to re-emphasize that you're damn sexyand I look forward to our rendezvous to the Megakeggar to meet up with Lio and his pal JACK.

FlyingTim- Im so sorry, I really am.

HELLO THIS IS THE ROOMATES OF ARCEE. WE HAVE BEEN FREQUENT VISITORS OF YOUR PORNO WHICH YOU POST EVERY DAY. WE ALONG WITH ALL OF OUR OTHER FELLOW VIEWERS IN THE HALL HAVE BEEN VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THE LATEST PORN POSTS. ON 12/11 AND 12/12 WE NOTICED THAT YOUR PORNO POSTS WERE NOT PORN AT ALL. TO US WHEN WE VIEW A LADY WITH HER LEGS BEHIND HER HEAD FULLY CLOTHED WE JUST THINK THAT IT IS A CUTE PICTURE. NOW IF SHE WERE NAKED DOING THE SAME TRICK THAT WOULD BE A DIFFERNT STORY ALL TOGETHER. WHEN WE THINK OF PORN WE LIKE TO SEE LARGE COCKS AND NAKEDNESS. WE DONT MIND THE TITTYS BUT WE LIKE TO SEE NON CLOTHED PEOPLE. ANOTHER THING IS WHAT WAS WITH THE 12/12 POST. COME ON HE WAS FULLY DRESSED AND SHE WAS ONLY MISSING A SHIRT. OK SO HE WAS LICKING HER TIT BUT COME ON THAT IS SUCH AMATURE PORN IT MADE US SICK. WE DO THOUGH COMPLIMENT YOUR PREVIOUS PORN POSTS OF THE BUCK NAKED PEOPLE GETTING IT ON. ALL WE ARE ASKING IS THAT WHEN WE CLICK ON YOUR PORN POSTS WE EXPECT TO SEE SOME ACTION NOT SOME FARM GIRL STRETCHING. I THINK YOUR AUTO PORN POSTING ROBOT HAS A MISCONCEPTION OF WHAT PORN IS . MAYBE HE SHOULD WATCH DEBBIE DOES DALLAS AND GET SOME POINTERS. I AM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND YOU AND KEEP THE PORN COMING I JUST WISH IT WOULD LIVE UP TO THE STANDARDS WE HAVE COME TO EXPECT ON INSULT.

OK. i realize that im just a freshman and im not used to what all you "finals veterans" have weathered, but i cant take much more. its not really the studying itself getting to me, its living with eighty overstressed bitchy girls.

my stress release is to go to punk shows, and although few share the same sentiments as i do on punk music, i dont really give a shit because it works for me. this evening, i went to buy a ticket to an upcoming show, looking especially forward to it bcause of the stressful time in which it lands.

one particular cunt rag that believes she is the center of attention and has particularly pissed me off lately, invited herself along. this not only made me angry but upset because when a bitch to enters my "sanctum of anti-bitchiness" it is threatening.

Also, I think because im a freshman im not used to this no-privacy-thing-ever-thing. feeling trapped, stressed, and claustrophobic, is definately not comforting in the slightest.

I hope that slut sucks one too many of the wrong cocks and gets a venereal disease!!!!!!!!!

Stone- i feel for your Swahili thing. i cant even write a 10 page paper in english, nevermind a language like swahili! oh and to all- i apologize for the length but, then again, i dont really give a fuck!!!!!

well for starters, wilson im sorry about your fiasco, although i apologize, i

cant relate. just remember that you're damn sexy. oh and i wanted to know since

my counterpart=caniprokis, and your counterpart=pappy will not be around, would

you mind accompanying me to lioconvoys little shindig? ill drive!

ok and back to my rant.....i have recently noticed that the network connection

provided by my school sucks my white ass. i mean goddamn it, i cant even stay

on instant messenger for five minutes without it disconnecting. and jesus! i

cant even get online to find my assignments until like twenty minutes before

class. for some strange reason, which is beyond me maybe because i know nothing

about computers, there is no problem getting on from about 1-6 in the morning,

other than that it is a royal pain in my ass. ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh by the way.....where the hell are you caniprokis?!! ok i guess im done.

oh wait, no im not, gatekeeper as far as im concerned were done with this

argument. i still feel that you tend towards the overtly sexist side, but hey

whatever, im over it. later

Hmm..... ok guys im new at all this but i thought i'd get a few responses in while i can. Firstly,caniprokis, my vote is no on the mullet and we all know my vote is a bit more weighted then the rest.

Secondly, id like to let you all in on the terror of living with eighty college girls using one bathroom. The girl who lives next door is a model, and all she talks about is herself and her tits, now for most of you this sounds interesting, but its not, at all. Apparently, she has not yet noticed that they are virtually non-existent. My roommate likes to drink on thirsty thursday evenings, nothing wrong with that, until shes passed out in her closet again, still i see no harm in that. But a couple of weekends ago who was preventing her from dying of alchohol poisoning? yes kids it was me again.

And another thing, whoever the hell "gatekeeper" is, im not really feelin the female objectivity in your recent comments, now i know ive been labeled as a fem-nazi and should feel somehow obligated to defend feminism, but that isnt what im goin for here. just because you're forced to resort to using bad eighties exercise tapes to jerk off doesnt mean that you need to refer to me simply as "getting some."

On a completely unrelated note, Philly is not a shithole. It has ghettos, but all metropolitan areas do. It has a center city, and a GRID SYSTEM despite contrary belief (you know who you are), besides it could be San Fran or study abroad in Milan then you'd be bitching huh? imagine flying over to Milan for a weekend....so the moral of the story is, stop bitching im here and im here for four years. By the way, nice touch on the ending.

Pappy thanks for the opportunity to rant. Wilsor you're damn sexy. Lioconvoy....well, all i have to say is whip cream.