To those of you straight edge folks out there.....rest assured it will get you no farther ahead in life than any drug using, drinking, smoking, caffeine drinking homo sapien.
My hearing was yet another reminder of this fact. A $50 fine has been tacked onto my tuition bill, bringing my account balance to a whopping $-5850....yes thats a negative sign. Not to metion that i have to attend a counseling session reminding me not to become an alcoholic....but umm excuse me...i dont drink. ( oh wait, i forgot, that part is not important). This fact, which appeared crucial to my defense, apparently makes no difference in the eyes of the judicial system of the university because i "hosted a party."
If I had only known that being in my room while my roommates had guests over to drink was considered "hosting", I probably would have joined them. I mean if I'm at fault here, I might as well join in fun!right? wrong.
oh and gatekeeper....i hate to start this ridiculous back and forth banter again...but really, if were going to begin to insult intelligence levels....actually fuck it..im not going to even finish this insult...