I'm gonna fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly!

A boyfriend? That's fuckin dirty. Dirtier than dirty. I don't like this feeling one bit.

I think, that if I ever had sex, I might like it. Since I'm a virgin though, and will be til the day that I am married, I won't know for a while.

I LIKE SEX!

Heheheheh... oh my... I guess it is true, what goes around comes around. Such is the case with my recent pursuit, Melanie... I will no longer dignify her by referring to her by her real name, So I'll call her SoulSucker. Well, The day before break, I got all bent out of shape because she was talking about this guy she really wanted to fuck, right in front of me. This pissed me off and sent me into a slow, dark rage.

Then I came home, spent some time with my brothers, and with a chick who doesn't seem so intent on ripping out my soul... and everything was all good, as long as I always have home to come back to. I also realized that, in the immortal words of Wils0r, SoulSucker "...isn't that pretty, and not that special either."

Then I bumped into SoulSucker outside of a building here at school. It turns out that the guy she wanted to fuck had a girlfriend, and just wanted to be friends with her... heheheheheheheheheh... I couldn't help but let a little chuckle out. Then she told me she had a nightmare about me and thinks it's because she hasn't spent enough time with me. So we made plans to get together later that night. Instead of keeping them I decided to take a nap.

I guess the problem with having feelings asa intense for SoulSucker as I did, is that you can't keep that level of intensity up. Either the feelings burn out and turn into apathy, or turn into a psychosis. Lucky for me they burnt out...

Let's see if this one's nekkid...

Well since insult has become a data base for learning about relationships fist let me warn you about some people. calliander, lio, and pappy have no good ideas about anything. sorry guys but its true.

ok now as far as i can tell she dosent really like you either if your having bad sex its cus your not into it and she probly isent either. most likely your both sick of looking at each others shitty faces and couldent stand another minute together even if it ment death. and mark think about this, if the sex is that bad now and it hasent always been then shes prolly already fucking somebody better than you and shes only giving you a pitty fuck. futhermore, if shes fucking somebody else shes working it so that youll get her some nice shit for christmas and then shell dump your ass faster than you can say "rock your socks off". so if you want my honest opinion you should kick her ass to the curb as soon as you can. itll be all that saves you from total destruction in the end.

948 out

I dunno whatchoo talking about, Murdoch. Youze a crazy foo', gunna git us all killt! Enjoy the lady who gunna git nekkid soon!

Give me my sweatshirt back, bitch. And my CD too.