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thanx DAWGS

WOW thanx for the b-day shit everybody and Happy B-day Caniprokis even though i already talked to u today ........fuckin shit

well apperently i have fucing anger fucking issues acording to my Mom and Dad,,,so u know what FUCK THEM TOO i don't haveing fucking anger issues and if i do fuckit i don't give a fuck and if nobody likes it they can go fuck themselve too

KEEP IT GANGSTA DAWG KEEP IT GANGSTA

to caniprokis

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANIPROKIS!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday hunch!

Here's a birthday picture for you of your brother hard at work:

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Have you ever eaten a six-pound lobster...

...off the chest of a seven-pound lobster?

Two men in their 20's

Today is my brothers birthday! he's 20! shit that means ill be 23 in five days?! anyways i just wanted to wish him a very happy birthday. so hunch HAPPY BIRTHDAY! much love your bro in Cali.

948 out.

So Good To Have Him Back

Ah, man, the good times...

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I even got Bloody and Jay in there, too!

Knaa'mean?

For My Buddy

This one's for my good buddy Caniprokis, I thought he'd appreciate it. =)

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Hehe.

Have you ever eaten a six pound lobster...

... off the chest of a seven pound lobster?

My New Friend

Porn? There is porn on this board? Where?

Speaking of porn you should all meet my new friend David. Everyone say "HI" to David

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David believes that porn should be illegal and you should go to jail for ten years if you view it. David also believes that you should serve several years in jail for oral and anal sex. David also believe in a national dress code (using the cool acronym NDC). If the NDC was law everyone would wear clothing from the neck to three inches below their knees. Women have to ear dresses because trousers are "NOT lady-like". Jeans would be banned and you would have to pay a 10,000 dollar fine.

David believes in many other things and has many other cool acronym's for you to enjoy on his site. You can check it out at:

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

Best of all David is a Republican

hahahahahahahahaha.......

JERK

Just to keep you folks up to date...

DON'T GO TO THE DELI!

Yeah, apparently, they are overcharging for the fried chicken by like 4 bucks. So be careful, people. Here's one of the perpetrators:

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Once again, be very careful!

Knaa'mean?

2nd try - December 12, 2000

I thought I posted yesterday, but apparently I was hallucinating instead.  So, I'll try again.

Happy Anniversary, Wilson.  I love you.

Fucking Whores

This needs to be said.That dumb lady whom I thought was out of my lifehas bothered me for the last time and I felt it necessary to post this reply to all of her stupid shit, since I never said it before. I know Stone will love this one, since he thought I was too nice overall to this sack of shit. So here goes.

You're a miserable bitch. You always have to be the victim; whether someone's giving you some advice or requesting something of you which doesn't fit your plans or whatever, you twist everything around to make it seem like people have ill intentions. Nothing I ever said was meant as an insult, yet you made it sound that way as if I had some sort of hidden meaning in mind when I said it. Well fine, here's some ill intention for you: be a martyr you moronic, self-serving cunt. Check yourself into an anger management course because you have some serious self-control issues.

You have no room to insult any of my friends so please shut up. My friends are intelligent, thoughtful and well-meaning. You know why I didn't defend you to them? Because there was no reason to. You were a bitch to me, over a small matter which you blew up to seem like I had killed a relative of yours, but I was forgiving enough to try to be friends with you afterward. You then started to insult my friends who dislike you because of the fact that you went unnecessarily psychotic at me. None of them thought I should have continued being friendly with you and perhaps I should have listened. There's no reason to defend someone to your friends who is a proven shithead. Then you had the audacity to insult E? You don't even know E, so there's nothing you can say about her. She gets along with my friends because she actually fucking talks to them and doesn't sit in Lio Convoy's basement complaining about the smell, brooding, hunched over in a chair. She gets along with my friends because she's nice to me. She gets along with my friends because she can take a joke. If those qualities strip her of "class", then I'll take a girl with no class any day.

Whenever you decide to insult me or my friends, it's always the same things - we're stupid, we have no class, my diction, we're immature. You never say anything new, you just keep respouting the same old garbage you've thrown around since you first decided you were the most special lady on the planet. Well, let me lay this down for you. At this point in time, five of my core group of friends has a college degree. Two more will be receiving theirs at the end of the school year. Four of my core group of friends have received the funding to start their own business, a project which has already been proven successful in the past on a smaller scale. I work for a computer service company where I'm clearing about $30,000 a year to start. In the three months that I've been employed there, I've become certified to work on 16 different types of Hewlett-Packard printers, Dell computers, and IBM laptops. At the end of October I will be A+ certified and then I will be going for MCP (Microsoft Certified Professional) and for Apple Certification. From there the sky is the limit. Are stupid people capable of achieving such things? You can cite a lack of class all you want, but none of my group of friends has ever proposed to defile someone's car or "slap someone silly" or insult the way someone writes or call names like a child or purposely seek to anger someone to obtain some sort of perverted joy. None of my friends has ever broken into someone's house and stolen a stereo. I don't think I need any backup to say that insulting a person's parlance is childish, especially when the insulter cannot spell the words they are insulting properly. It's a highly dubious position to place yourself in. I don't know what my Mom thinks about that, though, since I don't need to show her my arguments. And finally, who is immature here? Who continued to bother someone after a request to stop doing so? Who sent anonymous, insulting e-mails to someone's friends? Who reads someone's personal information way after they've stopped corresponding in order to insult that someone? Get off of your high horse, missy, you'll find out it was never that high to begin with.

One bad insult deserves a few others so here you go: Fuck you, bitch. And go to hell.

Knaa'mean?