I'm Dead

Happy Birthday FlyingTim!!!!

Eh, it happens sometimes.

Now, if we could just get him to shave that god-awfully hairy back of his...

Have you ever eaten a six-pound lobster...

... off the chest of a seven-pound lobster?

Someone came over last night claiming to me Caniprokis. I didn't believe them. I asked for proof and was very suprised when this imposter handed me the drivers license belonging to Caniprokis.

He shaved his bread folks!!! I'm pretty positive thats a sign of the Apocalypse.

Hi all!

So it's been awhile because, well, there's not all that much to say. I received an interesting threat today via email. It was from someone I don't know, and it was through insult. It was something completely inane and idiotic to the effect of "I'll fuck your mom and make you watch like the bitch that you are."

A few things occured to me when i read this. 1) Clearly this boy doesn't know me because to offend me is a little harder than mentioning my family, whom I insult on a daily basis myself. 2) This boy also doesn't know me because he would never have the chance to fuck my mom, well for the simple reason that is, that he has a penis. 3) Also, I wonder what after all these years brought about the random email, I don't know if anyone else has received one but I think it's strange because I haven't posted in quite awhile. 4) And finally, if I were to send a threat to someone through insult, I think maybe I would use an email address that didn't include a full name. I know the rules are that we are to only use an alias while on this site, but if he sent me his name and what I'm guessing is his father's name, isn't it only fair that I share it with my fellow filth holers and ex-filth holers in the event that one of us actually knows him? Well I will take the chance of having my posting account enabled, although I'd like it if it wasn't.

JARED HENERY, and or SCOTT HENERY thank you for the filthy comment about my mother and myself, I appreciate it whole heartedly and welcome more in the future. It amazes me that there are people that have enough time to not only read our babblings, but then respond with comments that have absolutely nothing to do with what we write. bravo, you fuck.

Hey man, good to see you posting on here... New blood is always welcomed on this sight, and is much needed.  I look forward hearing your wild rants and ravings. 

I don't have much to say about myself these days... pretty boring... catch y'all later.

Happy Birthday Lio!! I'm sorry I couldn't organize the strippers and mud wrestling pit in time, but I hope you have a good one anyway.

Happy birthday, you old bastard! Welcome to another-year-older-land! HAHAH!

Knaa'mean?

Again I go a long while without posting. I mean to post nearly every day, but never get around to it. I have no time to do anything, and the rare monents I take I spending bitching about the television show selection. I have no life outside of work, and it will be this way for a little while longer at least.

Calliander and Saphire and their roommate, who I guess I'll just call.. uh.. Geoff. Ya.. obfuscated. Anyway.. they arrived in Los Angeles today.. it was basically a surprise to all of us out here. Calliander didn't check to see if we were still alive or remind us that he was coming.. I thought he was coming in after Stone this week. Anyway.. it's weird that they're here in a way.. 3300+ miles away from Branford. It's definitely a nice place to live.. and summer is almost here.

Ok, I'm going home now.

THATS WHERE ALL MY FUCKING GOD DAMN CARGO PANTS WENT U MOTHER FUCKER I KNEW U TOOK THEM