ok....so,most of you fine kids know I live in a hall of eighty girls, judging on the amount of times i've bitched about it. But not until, now have I been so utterly freaked out by a member of my hallway.

A girl that lives at the end of my hall is being accused of murder, not just murder, but murder of her own newborn. This is some serious shit. The cops found the baby in a plastic bag in a laundry basket in her house, it had been dead for two weeks. The medical examiner confirmed the baby was born alive. I'm a bit shoken up by all this, but i can't seem to process it all yet. It's on the news and in the newspaper and people are being questioned.....in the words of timmy:Ffeh.

On a side note, stop the bondage porn, it's scary. I realize it's an autoposter but I just don't want to see the taping over the mouths of dirty hoes. Also, I am deeply saddened by the fact that i have lost my reign as most awesome chick in the world. Mike was correct in the statement that that chick is truely cooler than me. So, to you, whoever you are, I unwillingly give up my crown...for now at least, until I figure out how to regain my seat on the thrown.

Just to continue along this stupid vein... 947 - THE ITALIAN-BURMESE ALLIANCE!

947

if you forget i will make fun of your age and short-term memory

this is for the two people who have yet to bring a single requested (by YT) dvd since... well since creation i guess

"We all know that South Africa has one of the highest incidences of rape in the world," Dr Jaap Haumann told a news conference in Bloemfontein, Orange Free State, "and I resolved to do something about it. That's why I devised the Killer Tampon. Believe me, if this device was being worn by women everywhere, would-be rapists would think twice, or even three times before they dared to attack."

Dr Haumann, a seventy-two-year-old farmer from Clocolan, then demonstrated how his device operated. "It's inserted and worn in the same way as a normal tampon, but there are two major differences. Firstly, it's wider than a normal tampon. And secondly, although the outside is covered by this soft material, inside there is a hard plastic core which contains a spring-loaded blade. When the rapist attacks and penetration takes place, the point of his penis will touch the section containing the blade, and the attacker's penis will be sliced away like salami until it's all off. Shaft, glans, the lot. I've conducted tests and it's been almost 100% reliable so far. And best of all, one size fits all."

But women who were asked to test the product responded negatively. "I set off the metal detector in the airport", said one, "and my evening was ruined by an unneccesary and very personal examination which ended in tears for all concerned".

Source: Pretoria News, 23/12/00

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"Castro swapped his military boots for more comfortable pumps to lead the main event in Havana"

Yet another May Day celebration in Cuba, and Mr. Castro dedicated his speech to little Elian.

When is Castro going to die? Isn't his death long overdue? He's been "running" Cuba for far too many decades. That is a man who has had a lot of underage sex.

Although I sort of do agree with the US not letting the boy go back to Cuba with his dad... I mean, how sane do you think his dad is to want to go back to Cuba when he could stay here (and I'm sure he has that option) and probably live quite well off a generation without Elvis to love.

And on a gayer note, why is Fidel still wearing that damn army surplus outfit? Over the years it has transformed into more of a suit (notice the fabric now) rather than the thick, rough outfit he was wearing many years ago.

Here, have some porn.

Ohhh... take me home to kooooobah... take me home.

FUCK THE MEDIA AND FUCK CUBA

What the fuck is all this bullshit? Why do I have to have whatever I'm watching on TV updated every fucking hour on the fucking hour for "We bring you a special news update, Elian Gonzalez just took a shit. Our own Latisha Yolanda Hernandosmitalez is live at the scene with pictures" Why should I care about some 6 year old little turd so much that I want to hear about every miniscule little fucking detail of his useless life!! If he was some 40 year old bearded dude named Paco would we be hearing all this shit about him? NO!!!!! At least if he was said bearded dude it'd be cooler to see him pasted on everything and hear him talk, and instead of all these people giving him toys and spoiling the fuck out of him they'd be giving him cigars and booze and hookers.

And you know what? Cuba is shit for being such a toilet. A toilet filled with shit. And Castro is the king piece of shit, a really old hard piece of shit that won't flush. I think we should just drop a huge fucking nuke on Cuba, then Elian won't be in the media anymore because he won't be able to go back to Cuba, it'll be destroyed!!!!! Or we could send him back to the site where that piece of shit country once was and the radiation will turn him into a mutant, maybe a cool mutant like the ones in Marvel's X-Men. The comic though, not the fucking cunt ass upcoming movie. What the fuck is all this bullshit?