"Castro swapped his military boots for more comfortable pumps to lead the main event in Havana"
Yet another May Day celebration in Cuba, and Mr. Castro dedicated his speech to little Elian.
When is Castro going to die? Isn't his death long overdue? He's been "running" Cuba for far too many decades. That is a man who has had a lot of underage sex.
Although I sort of do agree with the US not letting the boy go back to Cuba with his dad... I mean, how sane do you think his dad is to want to go back to Cuba when he could stay here (and I'm sure he has that option) and probably live quite well off a generation without Elvis to love.
And on a gayer note, why is Fidel still wearing that damn army surplus outfit? Over the years it has transformed into more of a suit (notice the fabric now) rather than the thick, rough outfit he was wearing many years ago.
Here, have some porn.
Ohhh... take me home to kooooobah... take me home.