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Cocked Theory

Moon. Fractal pattern for terrain.

Space tunne: Mathematical fractal pattern laid into walls of tunnel.

Mathematical colouring.

Terrain all fractal based. Extreamly complex fractal perhaps based on duofractalization.

Voice based generation of fractals. Perhaps random. Perhaps based on greater fracalaziation of the highest levels.

Repeating. Essential.

Mirroring. Unknown.

All fractals repeat. Do they have to repeat at the end?

God I love geiss.

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair....

I saw the play "Hair" last night. You know what? Its kind of a shitty play. There is no real plot to it. There is sort of a hinted a plotline, but it really doesn't come to the forefront of the play, they just have it there within a bunch of wacky hippie crap. Maybe that meant as a commentary on hippidom or something like that. I've never been all that great at analysing this sort of thing. I have a problem with literature in that sense. You never really know what the author was trying to say, but I hate when people insist that they do know exaclty. Anyway, its not that great of a play. Maybe its just the hippie thing itself. I don't really like the hippie movement. It just seems very stupid to me. It seems to include the ideals of opposing war, smoking drugs, and getting laid. I mean there was some commentary in the play about hippies not accomplishing anything, but I think a lot of it was satirical. (WARNING: the next portion of this paragraph may be largely boring, so if you become board while reading this secetion, please feel free to skip ahead to the last sentance of this paragraph) That was the impression that I got from this production anyway. The whole anti-establishment thing seems pretty dumb in many ways to me because it just focuses on the bad of the system and dogmatically opposes the whole. I think the fact that I had just been discussing Imanuel Kant's "Perpetual Peace" had something to do with it. I took up the issue in reading the work that Kant does not seem to support any concrete notion of an administration that would enforce peace, which is a problem. These hippies are just undermining that necessity in their free-sex, hemp-smoking ways of life. Fucking hippies.

Anyway. "Hair," if you've chosen to read this far, which most probably have not, kinda sucks. It just furthers my contempt for hippiedom. Hippies, as portrayed by this play at least, seem mostly to be self-serving fools that oppose war and support fraternity among all people, yet make no actual endeavors to better the world, but rather choose to get high and fuck.

In conclusion, I would like to note something that Pappy said a few days ago in one of his posts: that he likes monkeys. I like them too.

Thus,

monkeys=good

hippies=bad

Calliander, lay off the crack-cocaine, man... It's not healthy.

Man, that's just harsh. Come on... Pappy works his arse off for us... oh wait.... nevermind... I need to lay off the crack too.

Oh and I just thought I'd mention:

STUPID FUCKING OPERATING SYSTEM LAB!!!!!!

Just venting. Leave me alone.

Dammit, Pappy!

STOP LISTENING TO THE GRATEFUL DEAD. NOW.

better living through chemicals

Ok so grades from last semester isn't exactly hot news, lets just say that mine improved to a level im definitly satisfied with and that it should have happened way earlier in my college career. Not only is my gpa good, but i had a decently challenging semester, three cmpsci classes and an easy math.

So now that ive had some rest its time to look for some answers. How was I able to pull manage this without drastically changing lifestyles or study habits?

I have come to one conclusive answer. Pot.
Ive derived this answer by eliminating the non-factors. Its not like my study habits have changed (pappy can attest to this) its not like i played any less counterstrike (pappy can attest to this) and its not like ive started using hydroponic mind-expanding drugs in a recreational setting. Oh wait, maybe except for that last part. A little history, back in highschool (good ol Amherst regional high) I smoked like very little, and it did nothing, i didn't even get high once.

So to make things short here is my train of thought so far

bad pot -> lousy high school experience
good pot -> better grades
good pot on a regular basis -> better grades for a semester
good pot addiction -> ?

preach out

why bother?

To those of you straight edge folks out there.....rest assured it will get you no farther ahead in life than any drug using, drinking, smoking, caffeine drinking homo sapien.

My hearing was yet another reminder of this fact. A $50 fine has been tacked onto my tuition bill, bringing my account balance to a whopping $-5850....yes thats a negative sign. Not to metion that i have to attend a counseling session reminding me not to become an alcoholic....but umm excuse me...i dont drink. ( oh wait, i forgot, that part is not important). This fact, which appeared crucial to my defense, apparently makes no difference in the eyes of the judicial system of the university because i "hosted a party."

If I had only known that being in my room while my roommates had guests over to drink was considered "hosting", I probably would have joined them. I mean if I'm at fault here, I might as well join in fun!right? wrong.

oh and gatekeeper....i hate to start this ridiculous back and forth banter again...but really, if were going to begin to insult intelligence levels....actually fuck it..im not going to even finish this insult...

drugs r bad and so is gay sex

see children drugs r baaaad and if u don't beleive me ask your daaaad... and if u don't believe him ask your moooom becouse u know she soes them all the tiiiime

p0ppl3b0t

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