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  • Author:LioConvoy
  • Email Address:lioconvoy at insult dot org
  • Contribution:261 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 11.16%
  • Age:23
  • Sex:Male
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! FIND ME A MATE!
  • Penis Length:I'm a horse!
  • Location:Branford, CT
  • Drug of Choice:Crank
  • Physical Self Description:

    Height: 6'6" Weight: 260 lbs.

    Hair: Dark Brown, Thinning

    Eyes: Blue

    Dress: Blue jeans, Polyester lounge shirts.

    Likes: Cheap sluts, Transformers, Roleplaying Games, Vagina, Action figures, and REALLY cheap sluts

    Dislikes: Penn State, School, Fancy book learnin'.

  • Bio:

    I'm BIG LIO BABY!!!

Human Cloning

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A phat weekend.

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Random Ramblings...

Hey folks... been some time since I posted, so I thought I'd just pipe up. Not much is going on here. Still trying to escape Penn State. Still trying to get school over with. Still anxiously awaiting the time when I can leave.

I do get a relative break in the boredom in that I'm making a trip to Philly this weekend. Never been there, so it should be interesting. My roommate lives there, so he's gonna show me the town. I'm also might be getting tattooed while I'm there. I'm either going to get a celtic cross, like the personal good luck charm I wear around my neck, Or I'm gonna get the Lio family crest done.

I'm watching "The Osbournes" right now... I love this show with a passion. For some reasons I remember them having more than one daughter... but ah well. Man, When I saw the VH1 behind the music on Ozzy, I thought... "How did a nice little English lady wind up with a wild man like Ozzy?" After seeing this... I've come to the conclusion that THIS BITCH IS CRAZIER THAN HE IS!!! Dude, you know it's fucked when Ozzy is the most sane man in your family.

What's Going On

Ok... The skeezy looking bitch looks like she's about to pee into a funnel that is going directly into that dudes ass... the dude might be sucking himself off... I'm not sure...

Here, Here Flying Tim...

I agree with you, my friend. A man who hits his woman is no man at all. But a woman who stays with that man is an idiot. I'll go farther than that... I'll say she deserves to get beaten after staying with that fuck hole if he beats her more than once. It's like these stupid bitches think there's nobody else out there for them. What the fuck? Is your self esteem really that low that you think there is nobody out there that will treat you better? What else??? You think this base miscreant could possibly be a decent father to your children? I mean, honestly I don't understand it. Is he that good in the sack? What could possibly be so good about these wife beating shit eaters that they're worth withstanding multiple beatings?

As someone who's never had a relationship to take for granted it absolutely escapes me how one side could treat the other so miserably... or how the other could put up with it. In my time I've known only one woman in a relationship like this. My conclusion is that she's a complete idiot for staying with her loser boyfriend. And that's the conclusion I've come to with most women who stay. Get some fucking self respect losers... leave while you still have a life to save.

OH MY GAWD!

Terminator. Alien. Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Star Wars: A New Hope. What thing do these films share in common? They are movies whose sequels are FAR superior to the original film. Well folks tonight, we can add another movie to that list. Which film do I speak of? Why "Blade" of course.

This evening I saw Blade II. This movie is the perfect start to a summer movie season that promises to be one of the best in years. Now, I loved the original Blade, you guys can attest to that. (We must have watched that movie like ten times the week it came out on DVD.) While I loved it, there were problems with it. They were unable to top the opening action scene in the night club, which really hurt the film. Plus, there was lots of down time that really fucked with the pacing. Despite these problems, the first movie was awesome. I felt there was no way that a sequel could ever top it, and if it even tried to it would just turn out to suffer from a bad case of Matrix Envy (Superfluous Bullet-time effects, Bad Wire-Fu).

Damn was I wrong. This movie was a fantastic popcorn action flick! Creepy, atmospheric... without being all fruity and goth. The plot was a little thin, but the action was incredible. And it's not just martial arts action, like the first one. There are elements of military combat, street-fighting... all kinds of stuff. The new type of vampires were pretty neat too, they've managed to make vampires scary again, and not the lace wearing pole-smokers Anne Rice has turned them into. And the effects didn't suck. There was only one really shittily done effects scene, which surprised me since every thing dealing with effects in the first one was obviously CGI.

All in all a fantastic film. RUN TO THE THEATER TO SEE IT!!! THIS I COMMAND!!!

Well, HOLEE SHIT...

Ya know... some days I'm so tired, bitter, angry and disgusted I just want to destroy everything around me. But today was a remarkably good day for LioConvoy. It was a beautiful day 74 degrees, slightly overcast... Lio's favorite type of weather. Kept myself busy all day. Then I came home and got to assist my roommates in getting obliterated... which is absolutely hysterical. I enjoyed this little three ring circus until the capper to my day came.

At 9 PM Eastern Standart Time, after 22 years a milestone in Filthholer history was reached. LioConvoy had his first date. Indeed. Now, I didn't rail her or even land a kiss. But I did lay some important groundwork. She feels comfortable around me outside of work (where we met). I hope I can make something of this before I have to graduate. Oh well, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Till All Are One

LioConvoy out...

Birthday greetings for Arcee...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY! I can still remember your first visit to the Filth Hole... It was Spring Break of my sophomore year, a few months before you and Caniprokis hooked up. A bunch of us were chillin' in the Filth Hole, drinkin', watchin' porno, playing video games... whatever it is we do. Then somebody got off the phone and was like "Hey, that was Logan, he's coming over with Matty Norman and [Arcee]!" I heard this and thought to myself "Oooooh... A lady I don't know coming to the Filth Hole..... eeeexxxcellent..."

So, I got ready to put my mac on as I do with any woman that enters my domicile. Imagine my chagrin as you seemed completely uninterested in any of my social witticisms! Ya just sort of sat in the corner of the gaming table talking with Matty Norman. As you left that night I watched you leaving and said to myself "Well, there's one we're not gonna see here again."

Well, I was wrong, here we are 2 years almost to the week later, and I count you as one of my filth hole homies... Be honored. I have many friends, but the Filth Holers are my family.

OZ

This message goes to Calliander... So my dear old friend, how does it feel to be SOOOOO wrong about the Jia Kin Min vs. Ryan O'Reilly dispute. I can't believe you thought that arrogant little bastard could ever get one over on O'Reilly! Nobody fucks with that fly Irishman without ending up in the boneyard. Better and meaner men have died trying to defeat him. Dino Ortolani, Nino Shibetta, that russian Jewish guy, Andrew/Verne Shillinger, Everybody in the boxing tourney, that pigfucker that raped Dr. Nathan and now Jia. And do you know why? Why he has lasted so long? Not because he was the strongest. Not because he had the crew with the most clout. Simply because he was the most evil man in an evil place, and he will do whatever it takes for he and Cyril to survive.

tired.

I'm so tired of the random bullshit.

I'm tired of living by rules that contradict eachother.

I'm tired of being kept against my will.

I'm tired of stairing at my future and seeing nothing.

I'm tired of looking around me and seeing assholes getting two steps ahead when they should be six feet under.

I'm tired of seeing people taking more than they deserve.

I'm tired of putting my neck on the line only to have it chopped off.

I'm just so god damn tired.