HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY! I can still remember your first visit to the Filth Hole... It was Spring Break of my sophomore year, a few months before you and Caniprokis hooked up. A bunch of us were chillin' in the Filth Hole, drinkin', watchin' porno, playing video games... whatever it is we do. Then somebody got off the phone and was like "Hey, that was Logan, he's coming over with Matty Norman and [Arcee]!" I heard this and thought to myself "Oooooh... A lady I don't know coming to the Filth Hole..... eeeexxxcellent..."
So, I got ready to put my mac on as I do with any woman that enters my domicile. Imagine my chagrin as you seemed completely uninterested in any of my social witticisms! Ya just sort of sat in the corner of the gaming table talking with Matty Norman. As you left that night I watched you leaving and said to myself "Well, there's one we're not gonna see here again."
Well, I was wrong, here we are 2 years almost to the week later, and I count you as one of my filth hole homies... Be honored. I have many friends, but the Filth Holers are my family.