I just got an idea of what to do for fun. All you need is a bag.. the brown paper bag that you got from the porn store when you bought Bukkake Monthly and Gramma's Hot Latin Ass Magazine will be perfect. Take the bag, and hold it up to your face, and breath into it. Make sure that you hold it tightly to your face, and that both your nose and your mouth are inside the bag. Breath heavily.

When you regain consciousness, repeat the process.

This was part of an ad from the republicans.. nice guys eh?

I want wings. I really really want them, I am fucking starving, and the place that does them best just has a busy signal. So I ordered from some greek place (a sub, and a few wings). It is driving me nuts.. because i'm so freakin' hungry.

Been talking to MC and realized something. We all have natural requirements and have facilities for most. For instance, we have to urinate and take a dump every so often.. so we humans created a bathroom. It solves other problems (like the wretched stench of the world if there was no toilet).. but the thing is, this is a private function. At least in our society, its something one does by themself. Sure, there is the "urinal wall".. but its still a private thing.. most people don't go around staring at the other guy, etc.

Another private function (mostly private anyway) is masturbating. So where is the masturbation station? Now.. in a dorm, the bathroom isnt the place.. its bad enough farting while on the can. Now.. its not too bad for guys tho.. girls arent as quick and I am not sure if standing up is all that easy for a girl.

Anyway.. I wanna eat. I cant make a complete thought anyway.

Why do I like this photo? I like it for more of an artistic reason.. I like the use of the motorcycle mirror. Props to the photographer.

No names will be mentioned in this post, none are necessary. The parties involved may wish to post something themselves at some point, or not. The event involves two couples, and an interested observer (me).

For one reason or another, the two girls ended up making out (please send cash for advance orders of the video :)). It's no secret I love lesbians and their antics, and at least one of the two boyfriends feel the same way. I have no clue about the other when I think about it. Since it is no secret I love lesbians, people just bring it up because its funny.. no one ever says "Ew, I don't like that" because they'd probably get told "Dude, what's wrong with you? Are you some sort of fag?" (not quite like that, but allow me to embellish a bit here).

Anyway, the topic has not exactly been discussed, and it isn't really any of my business whether person A or B like or dislike it. I don't exactly need to know what they like. Especially when it involves something like lesbian sex since it doesn't necessarily define the "type" of girl a person goes for. Wilson's theory has always been that all girls are lesbians/bisexual (same thing.. call it what you want), and I agree.

I'm not currently in a relationship, so I can't exactly speak for either one of the boyfriends involved, so I can't say exactly what would be going through their minds, but I can imagine possibilities.

Basically, there is a good chance that one or both of the boyfriends don't like lesbian makeout sessions at all, although as I said, I am pretty damn sure one does. Or even, one might be unsure on the whole thing. There are levels of insecurity involved, and a mess of emotions.. and I am not even talking about the girls involved.

But I have to mention, I do love it. I felt somewhat dirty being just someone sitting staring (more like casual glancing) towards the couch. I don't exactly need to stare or watch, or even hear the sounds of lips smacking and tongues moving. I just like to know its going on.

After reading some of the email messages that come in, I know what you're thinking. This does have the introductory premise to a fairly good porno orgy. If both the boyfriends really enjoy the girls kissing, and felt okay/secure about everything, and of course I couldn't be there, the four of them maybe could have done it.. but I doubt it.

From an early age, we humans are taught to share, that is because it is not exactly natural to share. Because of this, most people aren't exactly into "swinging". A guy may be willing to share all of his toys easily, but a girlfriend is not a toy (not always anyway).

My other reasoning is more odd, and that is just a personal rule I have. Friendship is good.. in most cases, two (male) friends can remain friends far longer than either one of them has a girlfriend. Girlfriends can come and go, the real friendship stays. Because of that, I think that if a friend dates a girl, she becomes off limits for at least a few years after they break up. Basically that means no cheating and no ploys to get them to break up in order two date the girl. There are of course exceptions.. there are to all rules, but 99% of the time you're probably better off anyway dating a new, fresh, unused female companion.

The reason I've had this rule is not from anything recently, but really from the pre-age 15 years.. before high school, when kids start discovering girls. I have always had a problem (at least, I think I still do it) of flirting/hitting on/whatever friend's girlfriends. I never do it intentionally (well, there was one time in 8th grade, but thats another story). When a girl becomes taken, she become easy to talk to and the flirting comes from that.. its all accidental. So I have a personal rule not to get involved like that.

Anyway, its late and my line of dust is kicking in.. post more later.

I have been wanting to add to my little list, but alas. I am going to Virginia for a day and a half in about 12 days or so, perhaps I will add the flight to the list. I did forget one other place: the airport itself, when you are waiting for more than six hours.. why not, especially since there is no shortage of porn.

I have also noticed that besides sex, I haven't been thinking of anything else except cars. Cars and sex.. or sex in cars.. and crack.. sex while on crack.. I guess I'm just a normal 20 year old male.

After I got home the other day, I was trying to find something juicy in the newsgroups for MC, I found the almost perfect photo. I am sure there are better photos of "The Fist" in use, and this is almost somewhat tasteful.. or not.

PAPPY. Here's a good list of places where I've taken head, just to give you an idea of risky business:

• Crowded movie theater
  Even better is that it was during "George of the Jungle".
• Taco Bell restaurant
• Public library reading room
• LioConvoy's house
  More than once, and two different people.
• Dorm room
  While my roommate was asleep in his bed and he woke up as I nutted all over the girl's face.
• In my car
  It isn't that great, really.
• Branford Point
  While a bunch of morons were partying down on the beach.
• Barnes & Noble, and not the bathroom
• At Walt's package store in ghetto New Haven
  Mwa ha ha!

I think there's more, too, but I can't remember at the moment. And I'm sure other people have much better records. I'm especially proud of the library though, since the librarian saw us and either didn't care or was too embarrased to do anything. Heh.

Since Puberty I have hated one thing more than anything else... and that is pubic hair.

I am talking about on my own body, not necessarily on another person (although its nice to see a girl trimmed). Now, after all this, I still have never cut my own pubes

So why am I posting? I was just feeling angry towards my pubes is all and felt like telling someone. I hate knots and when the hair gets caught in my zipper.

Oh my god, it's so awesome: Chick Tourney

Wilson pointed it out to me, and since he isnt really posting much I figured I'd give you cats a link. This is my game

Boy are these ladies hot. The game is so difficult. But it killed an hour of work time which is good, so right now I am going to seek out some Keri Russell fake porn. I knew I liked Keri Russell, but I didn't know that much. I must admit for the last two rounds I did random picking. It's just that hard to choose.

I'm Tired

What the fuck is the deal with people who have relationships, but obviously don't want them???? The guy hates the girl, or the girl hates the guy, but yet, they're still together. What's the whole deal?? I think that if a girl and a guy are going to be together, they should want to be together. Not this shit where the guy doesn't want the girl, but stays with her because he thinks he might get something. I really don't understand this shit. People should be able to talk to one another, and not hide things from each other. I mean, if you don't want to be with someone, isn't it obvious that you could get the action from somewhere else? You don't fucking need to yank somebody's chain and make them care for you and then destroy them completely....like some people I know.