When I see a girl you want but she says she's hooking up with some random guy I've never even met before then I couldn't give less of a fuck about that other dude, and what would I have to lose. If a squirrel sees a nut but another unknown squirrel is in the vicinity of it the squirrel doesn't care, he goes after the nut. Football rules but it's not nessesary to getting girls, however alchohol definately helps a lot. When I'm at a party and everyone's drinking, meeting women is easier than easy. Once people have a few in em they aren't worrying about breaking the ice or all those other little social obstacles, they just want to talk and have fun. I also have a theory that women have a "put out" button inside their bodies with an empty alchohol sac hanging above it. Fill the sac and you can figure out the rest....

I watched Boogie Nights again yesterday.. for hte first time in a long while (couple of years). I don't know why, but when I originally saw it I didn't catch on that the Dirk character had a really large penis. Now I noticed the other characters remarking on it throughout the movie.

Like a woman's boobs, its all about proportion. Meaning, less than proportion is not good. More than proportion is often more than okay. So what is penis proportion?

I asked this question on IRC, and I got these responses:

• Two and a half times the width of your hand
• One inch wider than the width of your hand (some discrepency with the above)
• The same length as from the tip of your middle finger to your wrist
• The size of your average shit (um.. what about diahrrea? what if thats average for you?)
• It should reach one inch above your navel
• The same length of your feet
• Your height in inches divided by 11 (where the fuck did this number come from?)

We can figure out boob proportions too at a slightly later date.

Here are some penis size links:
The Definitive Penis Size Survey | DUREX Scientific | Penis Size Survey

I'll be damned if that isn't Pauly Shore.

That guy looks odd. And right on, Wilson.

Let me say this about that. No fat chicks allowed. Thank you for your time.

Yeah, Peps is right. We need better looking people in these damn porno pictures. Or at least pictures that cut out all the faces.

I'd like to invite you all to visit a site I found. I guess you can say it's a fetish site. Click here to view a screenshot of the site

I have decided to place a few of the images from the site in here.

You're just a fan of the big boobs, FlyingTim. Hooray for small boobies!

I do agree, however, that her face leaves a lot to be desired.

You know you wish you were this guy

Ok, so someone needs to calm the FUCK down! Do you think you are the only person who has trouble playing the 'dating game?' Have you taken the time to think about why you are having trouble with women? Are you trying too hard or maybe not enough? Either every woman that you are trying to talk to is completely messed up or maybe there is something wrong with you? Which do you think is more probable?

If you think that guys are the only ones who feel like banging their heads against a wall b/c of girls, think again - both sexes are frustrating in their own way! You don't just give up when you have failed, but if it happens repeatedly, maybe you should take the hint/get a clue, and take a break! You shouldn't just curse all women b/c some of us blew you off, damn.

I am the first to agree with you that girls play games with guys (ie not always answering the phone when they are home b/c they suspect your call or giving you some lame excuse so that they don't have to bother with you), but you guys also fuck with our minds too! Who the hell do you think you are? Do men seriously expect us women to wait by the phone in sheer anticipation for them to call? Please, give me a damn break! We have lives as well and since we wouldn't expect you do that, why the hell should we?

Hey, I'm single...wanna go on a date?