I watched Boogie Nights again yesterday.. for hte first time in a long while (couple of years). I don't know why, but when I originally saw it I didn't catch on that the Dirk character had a really large penis. Now I noticed the other characters remarking on it throughout the movie.

Like a woman's boobs, its all about proportion. Meaning, less than proportion is not good. More than proportion is often more than okay. So what is penis proportion?

I asked this question on IRC, and I got these responses:

  • Two and a half times the width of your hand
  • One inch wider than the width of your hand (some discrepency with the above)
  • The same length as from the tip of your middle finger to your wrist
  • The size of your average shit (um.. what about diahrrea? what if thats average for you?)
  • It should reach one inch above your navel
  • The same length of your feet
  • Your height in inches divided by 11 (where the fuck did this number come from?)

We can figure out boob proportions too at a slightly later date.

Here are some penis size links:
The Definitive Penis Size Survey | DUREX Scientific | Penis Size Survey