We were talking about nicknames for each other last night and I came to a conclusion based upon something I had said. You see, you guys ought to call Pappy and I "Master" from now on. Maybe I'm Master C and he's Master P, though I don't know how well that second one would work. Regardless, I came up with this one because, at one point or another, you were all being driven around to all sorts of cool places by Pappy or myself. With the exceptions of the Gatekeeper and Caniprokis (he was driving shortly after he started hanging around with us), all you motherfuckers owe Pappy and I your goddamned souls. Some of you are still being driven around by us! Get with the picture here! (SpoDudeZ0r is getting on track since he has a car now, 1/3rd of the way to liberation.)

Um, yeah. Seriously, though, I'd like to be nicknamed Master C because it sounds cool, not really because of the implement I described. Hehe. Good day, all.

Calliander, keepin' it fresh for '02... YOU SUCKAS!

I'm a moderator for HotOrNot.com. That means, I help decide which pictures make it onto the site. The other night, I'm going through some pictures and I see this:

I think it may be Stone in disguise, with a disguised beer can (since he'd never drink Bud Light). But the "BOOYAH!" is a dead giveaway. Stone?

Ever want to just tell everybody what is really on your mind? It's not something that ever really gets to happen.

Think about everyone you know. There is at least one thing that each person wouldn't want to hear if you told them.. and you know what that is. But when can you be brutally honest like that? No one ever does it due to the risk of losing a friendship.

Anyway, I don't know why I wanted to add this. I guess.. if anyone wants me to tell them what they don't want to hear.. let me know. I'll consider it.. although not everyone I know has such an item in my mind.. so if you do ask me, and i say you have no item.. just accept it.

That was probably a really poor April Fool's joke some idiot made up. Shame on that person. If you're one of those weirdos who accepts drinks from random guys, I guess it doesn't hurt to be cautious.

And for the record, if you're a dude and you've ever contemplated using Roofies, die. And if you don't want to die, there are plenty of people I know who would like to beat the shit out of you. Dickhead.

I agree with you, my friend. A man who hits his woman is no man at all. But a woman who stays with that man is an idiot. I'll go farther than that... I'll say she deserves to get beaten after staying with that fuck hole if he beats her more than once. It's like these stupid bitches think there's nobody else out there for them. What the fuck? Is your self esteem really that low that you think there is nobody out there that will treat you better? What else??? You think this base miscreant could possibly be a decent father to your children? I mean, honestly I don't understand it. Is he that good in the sack? What could possibly be so good about these wife beating shit eaters that they're worth withstanding multiple beatings?

As someone who's never had a relationship to take for granted it absolutely escapes me how one side could treat the other so miserably... or how the other could put up with it. In my time I've known only one woman in a relationship like this. My conclusion is that she's a complete idiot for staying with her loser boyfriend. And that's the conclusion I've come to with most women who stay. Get some fucking self respect losers... leave while you still have a life to save.

Jesus Fuck, man. E-mail. Say it with me, E-m-a-i-l.
An Axe is better than a stupid sword anyway.
Pick up a drug habit, dude.
Thank you. That is all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *Clap Clap* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *Clap Clap* HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BAAAAAAAAAAABYYYY________ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!*APPLAUSE*

happy birthday baby, hehe i love you

Wow, have we really been chillin' with Arcee for two years now? (I think you meant spring break of your sophomore year of college, Lio.) I don't think I remember her first visit to the Filthhole but I do remember all the cool times we've had when she's been around with Caniprokis. And that's what's awesome - whereas most girlfriends don't want to hang around with the crude male friends of their men (or they have to walk on eggshells for her if she does hang around), Arcee willingly hangs around with us and we have fun when she's there. Especially if Mario Golf is involved. =)

I didn't know that it was Arcee's birthday, but hey, here's to an awesome lady who brings all of us good times and lets us be ourselves around her! cheers

On another note, that Oz finale was interesting. I don't think we'll be seeing more Oz episodes, my friends.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY! I can still remember your first visit to the Filth Hole... It was Spring Break of my sophomore year, a few months before you and Caniprokis hooked up. A bunch of us were chillin' in the Filth Hole, drinkin', watchin' porno, playing video games... whatever it is we do. Then somebody got off the phone and was like "Hey, that was Logan, he's coming over with Matty Norman and [Arcee]!" I heard this and thought to myself "Oooooh... A lady I don't know coming to the Filth Hole..... eeeexxxcellent..."

So, I got ready to put my mac on as I do with any woman that enters my domicile. Imagine my chagrin as you seemed completely uninterested in any of my social witticisms! Ya just sort of sat in the corner of the gaming table talking with Matty Norman. As you left that night I watched you leaving and said to myself "Well, there's one we're not gonna see here again."

Well, I was wrong, here we are 2 years almost to the week later, and I count you as one of my filth hole homies... Be honored. I have many friends, but the Filth Holers are my family.

Yo Yo Arcee...Happy 20th Birthday, I'm giving you permission to go get completely trashed this weekend. You're welcome.