We were talking about nicknames for each other last night and I came to a conclusion based upon something I had said. You see, you guys ought to call Pappy and I "Master" from now on. Maybe I'm Master C and he's Master P, though I don't know how well that second one would work. Regardless, I came up with this one because, at one point or another, you were all being driven around to all sorts of cool places by Pappy or myself. With the exceptions of the Gatekeeper and Caniprokis (he was driving shortly after he started hanging around with us), all you motherfuckers owe Pappy and I your goddamned souls. Some of you are still being driven around by us! Get with the picture here! (SpoDudeZ0r is getting on track since he has a car now, 1/3rd of the way to liberation.)
Um, yeah. Seriously, though, I'd like to be nicknamed Master C because it sounds cool, not really because of the implement I described. Hehe. Good day, all.
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