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  • Author:Sapphire
  • Email Address:sapphire at insult dot org
  • Contribution:17 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 0.73%
  • Age:22
  • Sex:Female
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:I have a bitch
  • Penis Length:I'm a horse!
  • Location:Long Bizzeach, CA
  • Drug of Choice:Crank
  • Physical Self Description:

    Look at me? NO, don't...!

  • Bio:

    Ultra-Peepi!

The Half Have Spoken

After watching Election 2004 through the night hoping for an Ohioan lead forSenator Kerryand waking up this morning to find out that Kerry conceded Ohio, it was a mixture of anger and relief. Relief that we wouldn't have to wait an agonizing 10 or so days to find out the results of the Presidency, and anger that Kerry couldn't wait until the absentee ballots (if not the provisional ballots) were counted. I believe that the absentee ballots are valid and should count toward the total (for either candidate) because the ballotsare from real voters who are to be out-of-state for the election (Military, students, etc.) and if it tips or doesnt tip the balance, then so be it. I don't know for a fact if Ohio is going to continue to count the absentees/provisionals after Kerry conceded the state, but I hope they will.

As for my title, it is addressed to Calliander and to all the people who are the Half who fought against Bush and feel complete defeat now that it has been projected that Bush is our Presidentagain. I want to point out that Bush did not win by a landslide, and that half the nation (which is not a insignificant number, by any means) does not want Bush in office. In one of the many election articles I read, a lot of voters that were not inclined for Kerry voted for him mainly because they did not want another 4 years of the Bush administration. And even though every vote was fought for by both parties, in the states that didnt already have a bias towards one candidate or another, the percentages usually read about half for either Bush or Kerry, coming to that final glaring total of 51% Bush to 48% Kerry. That 51% for Bush (because of Ohio leverage) to Kerrys 48% means that the country is seriously divided in both action and thought, and as a whole, the nation does not support what Bush has already done or said he will try to do. I feel optimism that if Bush tries anything drastic, whether it be sending more troops to Iraq, banning abortion, or most disturbingly, trying to get emergency powers bestowed upon him in the name of the war, that there will be real opposition. I dont think that the American people will just stand idly by and let Bush lead us by the nose. I believe that if it comes down to it, as was shown by the record numbers of voters this Election Day, that this is a generation that will act.

The Half Have Spoken.

~Sapphire

HAPPEE BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY (insert number here ) BIRTHDAY to Calliander!!! It was about 4 days ago, and we celebrated in style as only poor couples can. You can't believe what a determined person can do with a bunch of paper clips, a bottle cap and some spit. We wrangled all of that into ice cream, Soul Calibur II and some socks....I'd like to see someone else do THAT!

Anywayz, Calliander...you're such an old fogey now ;)! I dunno...if you continue to keep up that old man creak and the continuous incontinence, I might just have to trade you in for one of those shiny new models... You know, the red one. Hahaha, Happy Birthday you (and to your off-the-wall Grandmama)!

NO SUBJECT

Boobies don't have brains....?!!

*And on a side note - Johnny Cash ISN'T dead. He's with Elvis somewhere fucking Ritter up his pooper.* Oops, did I say too much??

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get ... [continued]

May I present Le Gran SUV? The Kenworth Pilgrimage!

Missing image: http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.jpg
Property of Poseur.4x4.org

This post is in honor of Stone gettin' a new ride. But also because my lil sis found something interesting...astounding...and beautiful. She found this site.

www.poseur.4x4.org/

THE ULTIMATE POSEUR SPORT UTILITY PAGE!! "As Seen On NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw." This is for those of you who actually like SUVs (also known as, Screwed Up Vehicle s, on the site) and for those of you who don't.

This page is a great laugh, and I think very well done. The pictures are so "breathtaking," I almost WANT one of those (oh beautious Kenworth) to roll over me. But I know alot of you will especially like Why Driving an SUV is Rude to other Drivers... Number one on the list, sometimes you just feel that way. And...*drum roll* I know Calliander'll love this...(see Poseur Sightings)The lovely Expedition with... hydraulics!! Like the man said, if the kids don't want to get out of the vehicle when they get to school, flip a few switches and dump'em out! Haha, Enjoy!

"I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out."
~Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Sapphire Doesn't Like Subjects

Hey Pappy...you know what? This site is called Insult, and you have things to get off your chest. If this site is supposed to be the place where you can say anything...and "SOMEHOW G*d forbid" insult someone, then by all means lay it out. It's not good to keep things inside and let them fester. Believe me, I let the people know. Lol, Calliander gets the long and short end of the stick all the time. Not to mention, if people don't know if they been doin' ya wrong then they can't change the afflicted situation(s).

BTW, about showing us up "unexpected?" If we were unexpected, we're sorry for any inconvenience. You guys helped smooth out alot of the bumps we could have had, transporting us here and there, showing us around that first week we were here. And the big thing...saving us a tremendous amount of money and hassle (Hotels am big money) by letting us stay at your apartment. What you guys have done for us while we were out here was greatly appreciated. And Pappy, if after that you're still mad about it: Sistah, Say so.

Oh yes, and *Thank you, Deh-mehvlin! For also traveling through the wilds of the California freeways back and forth to help us IKEA-it, and move in.

Peace out, y'all.

What Pappy says: "Why y'all always tryin' to keep a brotha down!?" :)

One last thing...

I found this picture and I "needed" to put it up if only to alert others that there are cats the size of bears out there 0_0.

Calliander...this cat...could EAT both of our cats, scratch its tummy, burp and go in search of more cats.....shudder

I tell ya...them bovine growth hormones, they aren't only affecting humans...haha.

Wild Child

Heh heh heh, I would like to announce....that:

Missing image: http://test3.thespark.com/childtest/award/cpsd.gif

How about that?

And for the war...

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

Happier Times

Ah, the shenanigans those two use to be up to....

0_0

"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say,
"Well, here I am," and those who come into a room and say, "Ah, there
you are."
~Frederick Collins

"The Critic"

Treading Sorrows...it's not a bad name, though they sound like they're going to complain alot. Haha, anywayz...I like the guitarist, he plays some good riffs. The drummer and the singer are kind of mediocre, maybe that's why the guitarist seems to dominate the song.  Overall, they don't sound like they're blending together. You're listening to the guitar, you're listening to the singer, then you're listening/feeling around for the drummer; they all sound like they're competing for your ear and the guitarist is winning. It's not giving you the washover of music, which leaves you...in that state of WOW, that was a great song. But hey...what song in this modern/pop stage of music leaves you that way anymore??? :( Maybe if you did join, Caniprokis, you could liven it up and ROCK OUT! Good luck (maybe the drummer'll die of being ignored...)

"It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment
rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and
happened to things."
~Elinor Smith

R&DD Rule!

From theesteemable personwhointroduced you to the mental and visual delights of X, written and lovingly drawn by genius X X; I bring you something that "equals", nay...may even be betterthan...(I know, you say how and even WHY!?) I shall show you...

I bring you RADISKULL AND DEVILDOLL....Be prepared, and welcome to almost euphoric heights of aural and visual pleasure:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/animation/series/radiskull/

And if enough people like it, which I don't doubt...maybe we can do something about Joe Sparks finishing up the series. Enjoy!

* A note from Insult.org: This post has been edited to remove references to a comic strip which, at the time, was boring and inconsequential. The creator of the strip has since turned into a horrible human being and uses the strip to spew hatred that even we won't be associated with.

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