HAPPY (insert number here) BIRTHDAY to Calliander!!! It was about 4 days ago, and we celebrated in style as only poor couples can. You can't believe what a determined person can do with a bunch of paper clips, a bottle cap and some spit.  We wrangled all of that into ice cream, Soul Calibur II and some socks....I'd like to see someone else do THAT!

Anywayz, Calliander...you're such an old fogey now ;)! I dunno...if you continue to keep up that old man creak and the continuous incontinence, I might just have to trade you in for one of those shiny new models... You know, the red one. Hahaha, Happy Birthday you (and to your off-the-wall Grandmama)!