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  • Author:Sapphire
  • Email Address:sapphire at insult dot org
  • Contribution:17 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 0.73%
  • Age:22
  • Sex:Female
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:I have a bitch
  • Penis Length:I'm a horse!
  • Location:Long Bizzeach, CA
  • Drug of Choice:Crank
  • Physical Self Description:

    Look at me? NO, don't...!

  • Bio:

    Ultra-Peepi!

Happy V-Day

This is from my most favorite comic strip (and in my opinion, shall I say...THE BEST comicin the world.) Classics schmassics, well...to amend former statement, Snoopy andGarfield are kickass still.And the crazy mind-farts of the Far Side and dry wit of Dilbertcan never be replaced... (Note to Calliander: This does include Calvin and Hobbes for obvious reasons.)

Ahhh...but the glory of X and the amazing genius of X X says it all about today. [Chocolate, hugsand death...]

x

Enjoy it, you bastards! Haha, Happy Valentines Day....

Also something to chew on...

"Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies."
~W. L. George

and

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Whoop there it is" ~By whoever

* A note from Insult.org: This post has been edited to remove references to a comic strip which, at the time, was boring and inconsequential. The creator of the strip has since turned into a horrible human being and uses the strip to spew hatred that even we won't be associated with.

YOU DIE NOW!!

It's too bad I never played in the campaigns of which you are all referring to :(. It's cool though that y'all are taking up the mantle of the Ninja Mastar. It seems to me...White Shadow, that you're deader than I am at the moment. Check yo'self, son...lol.

"You seek Death like you seek Air, when you come up against the Legions of the Phoenix. Fire will consume your spirit, Earth is where you'll lie, the Wind will whip your ashes, to ends of the world, into the deep of Water you die."

~The Silver Shadow

"There's nothing like a katana to the head, to give you a perspective on life." heh heh heh...

~E. J. W.

- The Silver Shadow is in session -

Three silver knives glint like winking stars, as they slice silently through the night air, as if guided by the hand of Fate; separating todrive homeinto the throats of the unsuspecting enemy, *THWUNK* *THWUNK* *THWUNK**three bodies slump to the floor simultaneously, as if a giant hand had swatted them to the dirt from whence they came*

Nothing less than perfect for the Quantum Assassin.

THE SILVER SHADOW STRIKES AGAIN....

-You won't know when.... You won't know how.... You won't know anything ever again, when the Quantum Ninja come for you.-

(Whoever I dispatch are free to retaliate, it's all in fun.)

Let the ninja war commence...

You too can have ninjas for your very own!!! Go to www.bluesforbuddha.com/ninjas (this site has problems with Hotmail, so don't stress the Bill Gates mess, aight?)

"Go ninja, Go ninja Go." ~Return of the Ooze...by the Iceman (Vanilla Ice, that is.)

(empty)

"Whose penis is that?" Is that a question you really want answered, Levres? About Kevin's girls, I don't think they're all that attractive, they just happen to have their clothes off, and a palette of makeup on. And no, I'm not a girl-hater, as some close-minded people would immediately like to label me as. I appreciate other girls, especially if they're beautiful in the natural sense. I'm the girl who turns to whoever she's with and says (be it watching TV or in public),"I think she's pretty," or, "Wow she looks great in "whatever whatever."" Not to say that I've never viewed or previously appreciated porn. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't. Kevin, I know you're advertising your product and you believe these girls are hot (as many other guys might also think) and want to share them w/ us, especially of Ciera with a guy's dick in her mouth. But there was a reason I turned the autoposter off. I didn't want to catch a tit or a clit in the eye, or cock even, when I sign on to see what everyone's currently posted or just to post.

Anyway, "because the President appeared increasingly close to making a final decision about taking military action", to quote from the NYT: "The administration has suggested that it will put off a decision at least until Feb. 14, when United Nations weapons inspectors are to submit their next report to the Security Council, but not much beyond that." So...Valentines Day can NOW "also" be remembered for being the day that we announced WWIII, AND the Valentines Day Massacre? Great...*And do they really believe that Saddam, even if he "voluntarily" goes into exile...won't make anymore trouble, because he was yelled at by the big ol' U.S. of A. and sent to sit with his face in the corner, like a bad little boy?* Bullshit, I agree w/ Caniprokis...and further say, the millisecond we get him in our sights: "Shoot tha bastid and shoot'em good."

"It ain't easy being green." ~Kermit the Frog

Keepin' Up The Good Work....

HahahaHA!  Is it me, or was that Pappy's way of saying, "EAT this..." but nicely? *grins* I was just busting your balls about the p-o-r-n.  I've never enabled the autoposter (have seen the stuff), I was just disturbed by the popping up of Kevo's pic.  No more comments about it, it's dead and done with. 

To chat a lil more...how's this weather we've been having? 

HAVE you noticed how fucking cold it's been!? Wind whipping the chill factor up, well...Down by 10-20 degrees.  Last night/this morning in the dead of 2 A.M., it was approximately....5 degrees. Check it, FIVE WHOLE FUCKIN' DEGREES.  If I had balls, they'd have fallen off and I'd be using them to play pool.  Hmm, that's not a bad idea.  I need 16 balls (cue included)...8 guys to comply.  Heh heh, they never notice their jewels were gone...frozen stiff and huddling as we already are. 

This was just a quick rant before bed kicked in, and now it's kickin'...with steel horseshoes.  So hasta luego, suckas...! ;)

"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
~Anonymous

Too much Crank...

Caniprokis, whaddya mean you can't see the porn..? It's everywhere...oh wait...*coughs* let me take my Porn-goggles off 0_0 . Nope, it's still there thanks to Pappy's autoposter. Sorry 'bout your jobless situation man, I sympathize with you. $$$ makes the world go round..and like you said..."Fight that good fight."

What up to your little friend David, Kevin. What the hell is he ON and I hope he's not sharing. None of the things he believes should happen are ever going to happen, not in America anyway. Maybe he should go to some little remote island and set up his fanatical government...of One. That's the only way he's going to get what he wants...and then three hours after his government is established, he chews all of his limbs off in a manic frenzy.

LioConvoy, the computer is your friend. How would it not let you see things contained within its beautiful, glassy and smoothly plastic exterior? Wait a minute...didn't we tell you that doing that one favorite activity too much would make you go blind?? ;)

-One-

"Rusty Moose and Chicken Juice"

Mwhahaha

SWEET Holy balls of Christ! The PORN, oh...the PORN. It burns...how it burns.  My eyes they want to...how you say...shrink back into the sockets of the skull, of the cranium.  Crawl back into their little homes in my domus maximus, and close up shop.  Haha, anywayz...I just wanted to post to say, I am now in business. The Insult bizness.  Also, now that everyone is back @ school or back in City of Angels, I want to say: Have fun, hardly work and play safe till next we can all meet again. 

Oh Yes...one more thing.  The following warning has been sponsored by...The septagenarians that have been overcharged by LioConvoy:  "To all the people...be they hairy-eared, brittle-boned, or feeble of hearing. We are All equal in the fact that we are...HIGHLY disturbed and EXCEEDINGLY appalled, that our breasts of fried chicken are no longer safe!  NO LONGER do these fried breasts melt sweetly in our mouths, even after minutes of other people chewing them and regurgitating them for our pleasure. BECAUSE...because We as Old people can be taken advantage of.  We can be...*dramatic pause* Overcharged!!! The outrage...FOUR dollars and ninety cents to be exact.  You know back in my day, what we could do with..."  *a LioConvoy berserker yell sounds from somewhere* *Muffled sounds of old people stuffed into burlap sacks and beaten*  "Sorry for the disturbance, we now continue with our scheduled program, Matlock Goes to Manhattan." 

Haha..."It Begins..."

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