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  • Author:Peps
  • Email Address:peps at insult dot org
  • Contribution:44 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 1.88%
  • Age:57
  • Sex:Male
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:Married
  • Penis Length:Average
  • Location:Quito, Ecuador
  • Drug of Choice:Robitussin
  • Physical Self Description:

    I am tall with slightly graying dark hair, but not unlike a Latino Elvis. My Latino blood fills me with pride. My body appears in the porn autopost logo, but its hard,even for me to determine which one I am.

  • Bio:

    I was born here in Quito in 1943. I enjoy playing bridge, and studying the black art of necromancy. In 1974 I wrote the long-running musical "Cats." In 1980 Wayne Newton's rendition of Danke Shoen influenced me to invent crack cocaine. In 1982 renowned cosmologist Stephen Hawking constructed tiny robots to clean and maintain my body hair. Its really difficult to keep them properly fueled. They run on coal. I currently train baboons for the armed service. I like Sting's music but it makes me wet my pants every time I here it.

More advice.

You know what Tim, you should really stop complaining about your parents and move out of the house. They have no right to tell you what to do, nor does anyone else. Oh sorry.

Jock Talk

Hey we all are getting a little riled over this sports issue. I think we need to keep in mind that it seems wrong for universities to give special treatments to athletes in terms of grading when they recieve a good grade that they have not earned. This is probably something that should not be done by schools. As for parents. I think Pappy makes a good point. You should force your kids to play sports, and severly beat them if they don't want to. Either way, those candy-ass little bastards of yours will toughen up real quick. You know, what ever happened to gladitorial combat? That was a man's game. Jocks today don't know how to make a kill or please a crowd by shedding the blood of a fallen opponent. That I would pay to see. I am Sparticus. I think what I'm trying to say is that if your parents made you play sports or at very least beat you severly when you were young, then we wouldn't have to debate this situation now, would we? So you'll just have to sit there eating can after can of dogfood until your tears smell like dogfood.

Dr. Laura

Wait a minute here, Preacherman. I don't know who you are, but I think you might be missing the point of this website. I believe that this is a place to vent frustration in an anonymous and vulgar manner for all the world to see. My goal is to someday have this site get on the Dr. Laura show someday and make that wrinkled, stinky bitch to make some comments about us. Ha ha. Take that, whore!

Anyway, this is the place to vent our frustration so as to not go out and kill people. That is why Pappy started this sight after murdering all of those nuns. We don't want that happening again, do we? You see, no one here really wants jocks dead. We even have some jocks among us. We're just venting frustrations and we're kidding about hating people. Accept for those fithly jocks. God I hate them. Wait. Oh shit. Disregard that last part.

Thanks Stone!

Hey, thanks Stone! Well documented sources wrtitten by really smart people tell me that once you join the secret Jewish council you get to all sorts of cool things like control the black men as soldiers in your army to take over the world. And you get to take over the media too. You know it must be true because you never see anyone pushing the Jews around. And you never see any of that Jesus-guy on TV either. Yeah, and that Ernst Zundel guy tells me that you get to make up all sorts of stories about genocide. Because everybody knows that massive gas chambers are for de-lousing blankets, not killing people. Using appropriately sized gas chambers doesn't de-louse blankets nearly as well as very large gas chambers do. Using of course zyklon gas, rather than candy-ass poisons like DDT; because you want to make sure that those body lice are good and dead by subjecting them to levels of poison that could kill several dozen humans in one shot. Ah, I love logic.

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