Wait a minute here, Preacherman. I don't know who you are, but I think you might be missing the point of this website. I believe that this is a place to vent frustration in an anonymous and vulgar manner for all the world to see. My goal is to someday have this site get on the Dr. Laura show someday and make that wrinkled, stinky bitch to make some comments about us. Ha ha. Take that, whore!

Anyway, this is the place to vent our frustration so as to not go out and kill people. That is why Pappy started this sight after murdering all of those nuns. We don't want that happening again, do we? You see, no one here really wants jocks dead. We even have some jocks among us. We're just venting frustrations and we're kidding about hating people. Accept for those fithly jocks. God I hate them. Wait. Oh shit. Disregard that last part.