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Is A-Rod getting peed on by Bill Brasky, the guy in that picture must be 12 fee tall to be able to have his dick at A-Rod's forehead level. I mean, getting peed on by Bill Brasky isn't such a bad fate. It's an honor. Bill Brasky was the best damn sales man in the office.

I’ll Criticize All I Want, Bitch

SUCK IT.

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A-Rod's favorite kind of celebration.

Sheed + Celtics means I wish it was November 1st

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Stun?

Rare Centuple Play Ends Mets’ Season

From The Onion...

MIAMI—In a sudden end to a trying year, the Mets' Jeff Francoeur lined into a rare centuple play against the Florida Marlins Wednesday, which by rule cut New York's season short. "I hit it on the screws, but it just happened to be in a spot where they could turn a hundred," said Francoeur, who watched helplessly as Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla tagged everyone in the Mets dugout before heading into the clubhouse and tagging both equipment manager Charlie Samuels and physical therapist John Zajac. "You take a risk by starting the runners but I didn't think he'd have enough time to run up to the executive suite and get [Mets GM] Omar [Minaya] and [team owner] Fred [Wilpon]. I guess by the 80th out we'd all just given up." This was the most outs recorded on a single play since the 2004 Montreal Expos were eradicated from the league after hitting into an ∞-play.

Is CC Sabathia pregnant?

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Boston

That's cool man, you'll be a lot closer in Boston. I was in New Hampshire last weekend and had a great time; the older I get the more I appreciate New England. We'll have to work out another game thing (I snagged the guns and cyberware books for Shadowrun 4th off Ebay a few days ago). I can't quite put my finger on it but I really dislike the Rays. They sucked ass for ten years, stockpiled #1 draft picks, and now they've got a team of supertalented punk kids. I think my problem with them is that they remind me of those Marlins teams that would win the World Series and then sell off all the players. Maybe if they keep their players instead of crying poverty I'll like them more. Joba got busted drunk driving after fighting with a Red Sox fan at a titty bar, which is troubling. What moves do you think the Red Sox should make in the offseason? I think they're going to go after Teixera, Burnett, and Lowe then make a run at Matt Holliday. I'd like to see the Yankees sign Teixera, trade for Peavy, bring back Pettitte or Mussina, then trade Matsui for a player like Aaron Rowand. Maybe Madonna and Teixera will help A-Rod get his first clutch hit.

Joe Madden is Great

Joe Madden deserves manager of the year. If there's one position where the Rays have completely outclassed the rest of baseball this year, it's manager.

St00n

Douchebags

Yo, thanks man. It was weird being in Boston during a playoff game, not used to being around people rooting for the same team. Every Boston sports team game in HD! From what I saw of it, though, Boston's great.

As long as the rental application works out, we're going to be living in this pretty bad-ass loft, which is cool too. I'm going to post some pictures once the deal is finished. There will be a good amount of space, so you should definitely come up so we can go to a Celtics game. There are some nice bars and restaurants in Somerville (where I'll be), and it's right next to Cambridge, which has a lot of other bars.

St00n

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

first off, congradulations!!!!!

now, does this mean your going to be an even bigger douchbag about all your faggot teams????

we should go to a celts game if we can this year.

ill bring mike up, id like a weekend in boston that dosent blow ass!!!!

The Spanish Olympics Basketball Team

Stupid round-eyes.

St00n

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