Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Caniprokis on this one. Calliander, sometimes you say intelligent things, and I'm usually more than happy to be on your side in arguments. But this time, you've gone too far. Nobody will insult the Thundercats in my presence and get away with it. And since I'm too far away to do anything to you, I shall name Caniprokis as my champion.

Canprokis! Go forth like the unstoppable juggernaut that you are! Crush all those who would dare speak ill of our beloved Thundercats! In our hearts, and in our minds, the Thundercats shall always be on the move! They shall always be on the loose! We shall always feel their magic! And we shall always hear their roar! Evildoers of Third-Earth, beware!

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

Well, this might be a delicate situation, so I'm going to try and not hurt people's feelings on purpose. Levres, you seem like a very intelligent young woman. Anyone that can recognize their problems, and make steps towards getting help from some source deserves to be proud of themselves. However, you made a stupid decision, Levres. Never, EVER mix prescription drugs with alcohol or your friend MacGyver. That's just plain stupid. So Speaks The Gatekeeper.

Fractals are not ugly. I'm currently taking a math elective in Chaos, Fractals and Dynamics and it's one of the best classes I've ever taken. I'm including a picture of the Mandelbrot Set to show you that fractals aren't ugly. And Chaos just kics ass, and since chaos and fractals go hand in hand, then fractals kick ass by association. So Speaks The Gatekeeper.

Dammit, Caniprokis, you can't post something like that without an explanation of some sorts. Irish/Puerto Rican alliance? Man, you know that the Puerto Ricans don't deserve something like that. They're nice people!

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

You know, I really hate this. Calliander makes one stupid post about politics and shit (and as usual, has no fucking idea what he's talking about), and that in turn prompts every one else to post their views about politics, and which president is stupid, and which president is bad. I have news for you all. NOBODY CARES. Period. Pappy likes this forum to be entertaining, and over the past few days, it's been CRAP. TOTAL CRAP. Politics suck. Find something better to bitch about.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

Well, I semi agree with Calliander on this issue. While these people should definitely shut the fuck up, our good ol' Constitution does allow these people to say what they want to say. And you know what, who really cares? I'm old enough to filter garbage like this out of my brain when I hear someone talking about it. If we killed everyone in the world who had a "stupid" or "evil" view about something, then there'd be about 5 people left in the world after all the killing was done. And don't ask me to name those 5 people. My estimate has a 5 person margin of error, so the remaining number of people after the killing might be 10, or more likely zero.

Anyway, people like this shouldn't be killed. They should all be exiled to an island where they'll hopefully kill each other. That way we won't have any of the blood on our hands. And, of course, suffering is always a better punishment than death.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

Before I begin this post, I would like to ask Pappy for another small favor. I think it would be in everyone's best interest to add a new "category" to that little drop down menu when we post. This seems to be a frequent topic, and I think "Fat Chick Rant" definitely belongs there.

So, for all of you fine young gentleman who love to hate fat chicks (this goes especially for my good friends Calliander, FlyingTim, and Canpirokis), I present you with one very special hyperlink. What do you get when you cross fat chicks, the web design of the infamous SeanBaby, and a host named Miguel who can't speak English? That's right. You get...

Fat Chicks In Party Hats!

I hope you all enjoy.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

Yes, Pappy, you old man. We are all here for the sole purpose of entertaining you. But I really don't care. You can play evil dictator all you want and sit in your room and "Heh" at the screen for hours on end when you see my reactions to hunch's absurd amounts of stupidity. I really don't give a shit.

And by the way, I don't "squirm". I'm reacting to our young friend the same way I react to anyone that can't spell, that can't speak in complete sentences, and can't contribute any useful thoughts to our little Insult Society. Let me use our good friend Caniprokis as an example. He can't spell or speak in complete sentences, but despite the fact that his thoughts dump out in one large two-screen length pile, his thoughts usually contain a large amount of substance, often more substance than 90% of the posters here (including myself).

And despite my earlier comments, I really DON'T want to wipe hunch off the face of Insult. I can appreciate entertainment just as much as any of the rest of us can, and Calliander is right, we posters definitely shouldn't have any quality rating power, because it would definitely be abused like the AIM "warn" button. Fucking AOL. I hate them.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

Holy fucking shit. TWENTY-THREE times in FIVE days? I don't care if this is a short, one-line post with no quality. That's unbefuckinglievable.

Hey, Pappy...I have a small request for you. If it's at all possible, could you allow us to start rating each others' posts any time soon? I'm really looking forward to wiping hunch over there off the face of Insult forever. With all the fights everyone had about the issue a few weeks ago, I have come to realize that ALL of us are good posters except for 2 or 3 people. And that's that.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!"