AH HA! Finally! Corroborative evidence that Mullitude is directly and oppositely proportional to penis size! You see, Mullitor is packing a Mullitude of, say, 9, and a penis length of around... 4 inches - but here's the real issue - IT DOESN'T MATTER. Mullitor bangs mad bitches whenever he wants, and as proved by the picture, he doesnt need the length to score. If Mullitor was sans his Mullet, in true Samson and Delilah form, he'd need to be packing around 11 inches to be getting the ladies. This is an open call to all of you with small penises, don't over compensate for your size with a BMW, or a big house on the water, or some expensive clothes - just grow yourself a badass mullet. Sure, everyone will know you've got nothing going for you below the belt, but IT WONT MATTER, you'll be nailing all the big booty bitches that you want! I hope I've given you all some new perspective on the issue.. It's not size that matters, it's mullitude.
Jay-Dub out...(WooHoo! I got post 256.. 2^8, biatches!)