ok so i went down this week to get my girlfriend in philly and once again may i say that i hate that shithole of a city. so im driving down and i missed the exit for 287 to the tappenzee bridge and i end up in new york city now ive NEVER BEEN IN NEW YORK DRIVING now it may sound like ahhh no big deal well it is it sucks and i got lost and ended up near yankee stadium and had no clue where i was somehow i got back on 87 and found 287. the way back however was much more exciting. first off i miss the exit to get to new jersy from philly so i have to get off some strange exit in philly in the ghetto and find my way back to the highway to go the other way and get back to that damn bridge that cost 3 dollers so i do that meanwhile i was an ashole and yelled at punk (my girlfriend) now i dident mean to do this but i hate driving in general on the highway and i missed a important exit but thats no excuse so i apologize and we get back on our way. let me tell you something about jersy for some reason you arent allowed to make uturns anywhere in the state at all so if you fuck up and miss something your in it for the long hall. so after we get a room (a very very nice room may i add at the radison hotel ahhh the life of a yuppie, well one that has a rich friend for whom non of this would have been able to happen i love you you crazy old man) we decide we want to eat sound simple right...NO. nothing is simple we see in the distance a dinner and i think great a diner better than fast food so we get off of rt.73 and end up on rt. 41 we eat and i over draw my credit account to do so but no matter i put more money in when i got back. now after our meal mine was ok but punk hated hers it was this nasty chicken salad on a crasant that must have been like 400 years old we try to go back to the room but theres no way back to 73 for some reason and again i cant turn around anywhere so after about 5 illeagal uturns and 12 miles later we end up at a gas station asking direction i work for a mobil and do it all day and i give good direction so i figured it couldent be too bad and i find that somehow we ended up back on rt 73 i dont know how about 6 miles from where we needed to be. so we get back and no problems from there we had a lovly time and all went well... so the next day we begin the journy from the bottom of the jersy pike to 95 to get home to connecticut. all went well no traffic or anything till about the tappenzee we deal with that pay the toll and start on our way but wait i miss the turn off to stay on 287 and start going into the city again and you cant turn around and theres more tolls and im running out of money and ohhh god. so i make it thouh the cross bronx and were about to get to 95 and i realize that i have one more toll to pay to get out of the city and oh god i dont think i have enough money so we count everything and its about 2.65 and i think the toll is like 3 bucks so i think ill just give this boothy all this change and take off and im comming up on the toll and and and and YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS ONLY 1 DOLLOR!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im home free right wrong we get about ten minutes into ct and we.............STOP.DEAD. crawling traffic for the next like 40 exitsoh well we made it and we dident die though we came really close( i love you you peice of shit jeep) and so we get back chill at my house and then i meet everyone calliander and pappy and wilson and some others and me and punk and every one goes to pepes first of all we get this giant party of 11 that cuts us off so we have to wait longer and then we get shity service and then the bill was 50 bucks for two pizzas and some soda so fuck that im not going there again for a long time....anyways ill tell you what this was all worth it and i would do it again in a heart beat and i dident get pulled over once ha ha ha ha. ok im done ill talk about the rest of the week later...i hate the mall.