How the hell can you silly gringos remember all of this shit from high school and middle school and such. I can't remember nearly that much, and I'm not even the one that gets called old. Damn. What the hell? I guess I just never think a whole lot about the past. I certainly don't think that it was a better time than now. It really shouldn't be. Idunno how you can remember all of that. Anyway. Time for some crack.