Heya folks! I'm in a great mood today, thinking about the prospect of moving and all, and just being able to breathe still. It occurred to me that it's been quite a while since I've pissed anyone off with a left-field comment or been berated so I wanted to let you all know that I'm still thinking of you. Today I opened up the New York Times and two wonderful sites revealed themselves to my eyes: The federal appeals court is standing firm on keeping those asshole Christians out of MY Pledge of Allegiance and Iraq destroyed four of their Al Samoud 2 missiles (for those of you not in the know, those are the ones that exceed the range limit). Now, I'm all for the war in spirit, but we all know that a war has a 99% chance of helping the economy, which will raise our Commander in Chief's approval from the middle back up to where it was before the Frogs and the Krauts started giving us trouble. So I felt like pissing off some Christians and some Republicans today. Here are two fantastic images for ya:
Have you ever eaten a six pound lobster...
... off the chest of a seven pound lobster?