Holy shit, Calliander.
I didn't think your sister was that bad. My god! The last time I saw her, which was something like a month or two ago, she was only half that size. Its like she swallowed several people in that time. My god. How many tangerines with ham has she been eating?! That is insane! Are you sure that she's not just pregnant with several children and growing them out on the sides? Damn. Thats not right.