Ok, I haven't posted in a while so I'll catch up with these 2 statements. Firstly, Twistedevil is cool and secondly, I can answer Pappy's inquiry about who would want a load shooting anal dildo with one word: [Gatekeeper].
I really don't understand how my mind works, sometimes I'm really lonely but then whenever a girl comes along that I think wants to go out with me I find a reason to not hook up with her. Maybe it's that I've been burnt in relationships so much that I'm weary of them, actually that probably is the reason. One of my problems is that I never ask a girl out, I always wait until they ask me out, but that usually backfires because most of the time we become friends first and then one of us doesn't want to risk ruining the friendship, or she just isn't the type of girl that would ask a guy out, or she's as terrified of rejection as I am. And usually when I do go out with a girl that asked me out she ends up being a skank. So the answer is I need to get over my fear of rejection and start being a man and doing the asking out. And the perfect place to start doing that is Penn State when I visit my boy Lio, because I'll have him there for support and I'll be hours away from home so if a girl rejects me it's not like I'll ever have to see her again anyway. I think Twistedevil's next story should be about how homosexuality was invented.