What’s up?
I said, “What’s up?”
Hey! Women be shoppin’, baby. Women be shoppin’! You can’t stop a woman from shoppin’, baby!
See what we got in here tonight. Oh, my God! She’s unbe-weave-able. Look at this. Look like a head full of curly fries. Hey, look at this white dude right here. “What is a weave exactly?” Huh? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no! Baby, no! She got more extensions than AT&T!
Ooo-ooo-ooh! It’s a full moon tonight! I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa! You got more crack than Harlem. Look at that! Boy’s so fat, every time he turns around, it’s his birthday! Got to put his belt on with a boomerang! Va-va-va-va! Bang! Oh, look at this. He’s with a woman too. Who is sucking whose titties over here? Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of K.F.C! Extra crispy! Every time he goes to Sea World, they pay him! He must be on that new diet, Slim Slow. He go outside with a red shirt on, and all the kids in the neighborhood say, “Hey! Kool-Aid!” Yeah, man, I bet I cut his fat ass open, it’d bleed chocolate milk. What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Now we know what’s eating Gilbert Grape, don’t we?