Lio, I can no longer keep up this paltry sham of an existence that I have been living. It is time to come clean. So, I think it only fair of me to tell you that once, in 1972, when you were passed out backstage at a Jethro Tull concert, I allowed Ian Anderson to sodomize you with his flute for an autographed copy of Aqualung. Sorry man, you can have the album, if it will make you feel any better.